Non-Lucid Lucid
I was in a small square tent like structure that could be used to fly, it zipped around you and was mostly window so you could see out the sides, not sure how it was controlled but you could make it move thru the sky by leaning this way and that, and just sort of thinking a direction (expectation controlled perhaps) I was flying thru downtown Sacramento and trying to see cool buildings and decide which one was tallest, then I landed and some kid said 'is that one of those things that fly', and I said 'yes' I walked around with it unzipped and folded up for a bit. Then I came to a tree filled area, and thought I want to fly over the river (which I knew to be near by) so I zipped it around me thinking if that kid new about these things many people must have them, why don't they all fly around with them, then I remembered that the possibly helium filled devices cause aneurysms and kill people with an average time to death of like 59 minutes. [At the risk of this having been a nightmare I'll describe the next segment apparently I have a schema in my brain that links aneurysms to Hillary] so suddenly I am in a scene with Hillary and an ice sculpture guy he keeps trying to put his hands on Hillary but she keeps backing away, suddenly he turns to a wall of ice now and starts sculpting first some circles and then the out line of a head then out stretched arms and then mid-riff I realize it is a nude sculpture, I turn and see Hillary fully nude [fortunately she looks more like during the Bill years maybe 45] do I become lucid? no I think to myself 'This woman will do anything to get elected', as I realize this sculpting is a publicity stunt. Next I find myself walking along a scene that is part crazy lanes where cars drive at ridiculous speeds and honk at you and zip past rather than yield. I make it thru this frogger like intersection and come to a sort of diner, I am sitting at a table where a television is playing commercials up on the wall, I keep pressing a fast forward key on a keyboard to fast play the current commercial and any lame ones that follow stopping briefly to see if one or another is interesting, I hear two men at a near by table saying the TV is on the Fritz again they should get it fixed. I apologize and explain that it's me and press and lift my finger as it advances and plays, I say anyone could do it just press the key. The bar maid comes to take the thing from me but doesn't, as she was about to I said 'or you could just bring your remote from home or by a generic controller', and mentioned if only these commercials weren't so lame we might know if one was on sale. At this point a very slightly deformed male kid with a defective hand said it wasn't fair he couldn't do it, I said 'you can, you just press the key', he showed his hand and said he couldn't press keys and threw a fit and left. Then a very deformed girl with a purplish face held up a hand with some missing fingers and purple fingers and said 'I have the same disease and I could do it' many arguments ensued as she stood next to her also purplish deformed mother. Next a sheep wandered up to my table I petted the sheep but then noticed it has a bit of purplishness in its slightly puffy face, as a patron told me I wouldn't do that, but said it was because that sheep just wants scraps. There was much noise and arguing so I left the building and went towards a store. As I walked out I see a woman with a lot of makeup and think If only this was a dream I think 'this is a dream' and I jump on the woman but at close range I can see that her makeup is clown makeup. I am on top of her with my legs wrapped around her midsection and both my hands on her throat and both of her hands are on mine trying to get my hands off, as she glares at me from white makeup with exaggerated black lines on her face
I wake up. After waking up I realize her make up was a like a Mimes so she was actually a killer clown mime
Total Lucid time maybe < 10 seconds
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