Thread: Tell DV Your Sex Stories!!!

That wall never knew what hit it.

Wheelbarrow sex position, on the edge of a tall roof, downtown, to the cheers of hundreds of people on the street, below.

Then, there was that chick who seduced me into her dorm, got on top of me, got us both nice and hot...and then turned into a ghoulish cannibal, saying that she was about to eat me and spitting out the bloody organs of the guy who came before me, as proof.

Originally Posted by LucidInvader

That is so damn sexy, lol just joking.
That's weird I usually like my women alive but I guess it's what kinda person you are.
Maybe she wasn't intrested? I like to play around in my Dreams and make my dick like 10 feet long just to see all the girl DC"s reactions

Who dreams about having Sex with 40 year olds when there still in school?

any rational 16 year old boy with a hot teacher

Lol nice ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Emma Watson, on the floor of a flying stagecoach. Ohyess.

OH MY GOD, you guys are sick. xD
Why do I keep coming back to this thread to read the new posts?

Originally Posted by Puffin

OH MY GOD, you guys are sick. xD

I think you just answered your own question, love.

I had a quickie on a bus with someone once, only because she was the first girl I saw when I was lucid.

A non erected sex with a fellow I know. The no erection made it seem better, so I thought that was pretty cool

When I was a virgin, I tried to have lucid dream sex, but it always felt like dry humping.

same for me wakingnomad, LOL

I had sex with my fiancé...

...on a staircase railing.

It was in a lucid dream too. The best part was that this was my best lucid dream so far and I'd gotten tired of having sex in my lucid dreams since it wasn't as pleasurable as in real life, so I instead focused on some basic lucid tasks and ended up changing the color of the walls while in cowgirl position. Oh yeah

Last night I was having lucid sex with a very attractive women when out of the blue she turned into a giant half-hamster half-human creature.

I got really pissed and woke up...

Well, since you asked.

I was watching, IN A DREAM a porno with a chick wearing a strap on was nailing a dude in the butt. Then his kakken balls disappeared.

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Ok.... Am I weird or what?

Originally Posted by katielovestrees

It was in a lucid dream too. The best part was that this was my best lucid dream so far and I'd gotten tired of having sex in my lucid dreams since it wasn't as pleasurable as in real life, so I instead focused on some basic lucid tasks and ended up changing the color of the walls while in cowgirl position. Oh yeah

That is great.

A couple of nights ago, I dreamed that Jeff777 and I save a girl from a kidnapper, while on a superpower-enhanced race/scavenger hunt. She turned out to be a plant and told us where the final location of the relic would be. After the last leg of the race, which consisted of flying and battling each other, DBZ style (and not being able to remember who won), I flew back to the house where we'd saved the girl, earlier, and ended up having some really intense, sloppy-wet sex with her.

Well, Ive never done that in a dream, but I've kissed a certain rock star in a dream....ain't tellin unless u guess!

Lucid or not, these happen every now and then for me.

My favourite was a friend of mine introducing me to a client of his, and when this fellow walked in the room he was wearing a denim shirt, distressed jeans, sunglasses and a bandana tied around his head. Not exactly the outfit that screamed "sex machine" but after serving them some coffee my friend left us alone. I remember there was a TV between some curtains that he was watching on a red leather couch, and he asked me to sit on his lap. I was in "little sister" mode so I did it without caring, but after staring and examining his face for a bit I pulled off his sunglasses and realized it was PATRICK FREAKING STEWART.

It didn't take long for that awful denim to come off and off we went. I don't even care that he's got some 30 years on me, it was brill.

I had sex in a church, right in front of everyone.

Originally Posted by Anmras

and realized it was PATRICK FREAKING STEWART.

I guess you had fun! But why am I only imagining him doing his thing and before finishing, saying "Make it so!"?? lol

I've always dreamed of having a lucid dream in which I was able to have enough control to assume a female shape and have sex with myself (or possibly a look-a-like ; D).

I had sex with my girlfriend then tried to WILD in a nap right after. I did not succeed in my WILD attempt so I had sex again shortly after I woke up haha.
When I was younger I use to always have wet dreams. If I would have known I could be lucid in these dreams back then, I would be a better person today lmao.

Banana splits are a dream-sign that I am going to have sex. If I order a banana split or I see a girl eating a banana split I know I am going to get lucky. Another thing: the produce department in the supermarket on top of the displays of fruits or vegetables.
One time I made it underwater by a coral reef. One time through a forcefield with a goddess who had snakes around her arms and moving/changing 3D hieroglyphs floating from her heart to my heart.

Everyone here is screwed up, hahahaha. I'm not being mean by the way

Originally Posted by guitardreamer

Well, Ive never done that in a dream, but I've kissed a certain rock star in a dream....ain't tellin unless u guess!

I seriously have a medical condition and part of that is Xtreeeeeeeem curiosity so plz plz plz plz plz plz tell, I won't be able to sleep at night...I'll be ya best friend

Originally Posted by Metallica

I had sex with my dream woman.
I've always liked older women but i don't have the balls to make a move on someone
but yeah, she was brunette about 40 with double D's etc, long legs.
The only problem was that i wasn't 100% lucid. i kind of knew i was dreaming, but it wasn't like, "Oh, ok, i'm dreaming so i can do this."
It actually started off in my school's theatre, a few people in my year randomly started singing Red Hot Chili Peppers - Good Time Boys. Then this chick, who happend to be one of th most fucking whiney bitches i've met in my life, came over and started hitting me. I closed my eyes then i was in this woman's house and she was wearing a corset

Haha, good stuff. I'm too...shy I suppose to release sex stories