Tell DV Your Sex Stories!!!

**INeverWakeUp** · 11-01-2010 02:04 AM

Hey DV. So I see Dream Sex is big nowadays. Please, tell us your dream sex stories. A lot people here will probably want to hear them.

**poof** · 11-01-2010 04:44 AM

I had sex with myself, best sex i'd ever had.

**INeverWakeUp** · 11-01-2010 11:09 AM

eh...ok...but I'd like some two person action.

**MarkieP52** · 11-01-2010 01:00 PM

lol Yea this entire forum seems to be filled with horny people. But oh well once I get good enough its going to be an Avril Lavigne Amanda Crew tag team. Thank you Canada.

**goldenaxel321** · 11-03-2010 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by poof

I had sex with myself, best sex i'd ever had.

If you rape yourself, is it considered masturbation?

**Man of Shred** · 11-03-2010 02:10 AM

my favorite type of dream sex is anal dream sex.

**NrElAx** · 11-03-2010 02:58 AM

My first wet dream was with this extremely fat woman hahah. I woke and was like, whyyyyyyyy. lol

**sisyphus** · 11-03-2010 07:16 AM

I have a kinda funny sex lucid story:

I was going through a period where I was missing a lot of dreamsigns. After each dream, I'd recall some obvious dreamsign and get frustrated. In that frustration, I would say the mantra "The next time I see X, I will know that I am dreaming." So this went on for several weeks, happening 2-3 times per night. I was really getting frustrated. Then in one dream, I was getting a blowjob from some random woman I didn't know. And so, still in the dream, still getting the BJ, I cued my frustration and automatically started saying "Yeah, this never happens in real life... The next time I am getting a blowjob, I will know... Wait! I'm still dreaming!" I became lucid for a moment but then woke up. Damn! I had so over-trained that automatic response that I blew it.

**mistermystic** · 11-03-2010 06:04 PM

I had two dicks!

**LucidInvader** · 11-03-2010 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by goldenaxel321

If you rape yourself, is it considered masturbation?

rape is fucking somebody who doesn't want to be fucked unless you didn't want to fuck yourself you wouldn't be raping your self know would you and who fucks themselves and doesn't want to do it.

**Puffin** · 11-04-2010 01:09 AM

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**NrElAx** · 11-04-2010 08:34 PM

Had one last night. After I had this dream that my old friend was shooting missiles into the sky(one fell back down and landed right next to me haha) I was in some shack and this blonde women walks in. I knew I was about to have sex but she seemed kind of hesitant. So basically she was standing up and I kind of bent my knees a bit and we started banging haha. It was the longest my vivd dream sex i've had. I think at the end we were in some room doing it. God, ive been sick lately and been taking nyquil. That shit gives you vivd dreams haha.

**poof** · 11-04-2010 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by ineverwakeup13

eh...ok...but I'd like some two person action.

oh ok, i had a dream where i had sex with my wife in the missionary position.

**Butcher** · 11-07-2010 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by mistermystic

I had two dicks!

same to me ,, i was watching xxx site with my friends

,, and my dick just get very long ,, my friends start to say ,, wtf thats to tall ,, i was happy with that and i put my dick behind my back ,, and i found that i have another really small 1 ,, i did a RC i plugged my nose and i could breath ,, i looked at my hand and i had 6 fingers !! thin i became lucid ,, ( this is my 3d lucid dream ) .

**Brunor2** · 11-07-2010 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by poof

oh ok, i had a dream where i had sex with my wife in the missionary position.

This is some sick shit what you did.

**Metallica** · 11-11-2010 12:29 PM

I had sex with my dream woman.
I've always liked older women but i don't have the balls to make a move on someone

but yeah, she was brunette about 40 with double D's etc, long legs.
The only problem was that i wasn't 100% lucid. i kind of knew i was dreaming, but it wasn't like, "Oh, ok, i'm dreaming so i can do this."
It actually started off in my school's theatre, a few people in my year randomly started singing Red Hot Chili Peppers - Good Time Boys. Then this chick, who happend to be one of th most fucking whiney bitches i've met in my life, came over and started hitting me. I closed my eyes then i was in this woman's house and she was wearing a corset

**takroe** · 11-11-2010 01:20 PM

usually when i try to have sex or get a blowjob in a dream i wake up when things are just starting to get good.

i think i wake up because of the erection i get in real life

**Giraki** · 11-12-2010 10:01 PM

In my first LD, I just decided to walk through the first door I saw, and there was this chick just sleeping, face down, in a bed there. I started fucking her, and then shat myself and woke up. In hindsight, I think she might have been dead, 'cause there was a white line around her. Does that make me a necrophile?

**LucidInvader** · 11-15-2010 03:22 AM

Originally Posted by Giraki

In my first LD, I just decided to walk through the first door I saw, and there was this chick just sleeping, face down, in a bed there. I started fucking her, and then shat myself and woke up. In hindsight, I think she might have been dead, 'cause there was a white line around her. Does that make me a necrophile?

That is so damn sexy, lol just joking.
That's weird I usually like my women alive but I guess it's what kinda person you are.
Maybe she wasn't intrested? I like to play around in my Dreams and make my dick like 10 feet long just to see all the girl DC"s reactions

Originally Posted by Metallica

she was brunette about 40 with double D's etc, long legs.

Who dreams about having Sex with 40 year olds when there still in school?

**ShinodaCM** · 11-18-2010 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by takroe

usually when i try to have sex or get a blowjob in a dream i wake up when things are just starting to get good.

i think i wake up because of the erection i get in real life

I have the same problem. Doesn't matter if it's Lucid or not, I wake up before it gets good. But I don't have an erection right away as I wake up. It usually take a minute or so before it goes up IWL (I think it's just me lying there, recalling the dream that makes it go up)

**Invader** · 11-18-2010 10:05 PM

There she lay in all her glory, eyes a'twinkle and with a look on her face that said "TAKE ME NOW!"

I approached the dragon with caution...

**lucidfhuture** · 11-22-2010 11:59 PM

omfg.. this could be the funniest forums on the web! i mean really, you guys are hilarious!

**NrElAx** · 11-24-2010 03:23 AM

I was suppose to have sex in my dream the other night, but we kept getting distracted and it never happened. I hate when that happens.

**Hyu** · 11-24-2010 03:34 AM

Originally Posted by Invader

There she lay in all her glory, eyes a'twinkle and with a look on her face that said "TAKE ME NOW!"

I approached the dragon with caution...

Hat off to you sir.

**ryan777** · 11-24-2010 04:54 AM

This one time i had a LD/sex dream where i was having sex with allice off of resadent evil. We must'ive been surounded by thousands of zombies cheering us on and waving there arms. We were in this finced in type area. Weirdest LD/sex dream i've ever had. but at the same time one of the best ones.