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      Fun with neighbours wife!

      Hey people! Im new here and i'd like to share a weird dream i've had today. I normally know im dreaming almost always when i dont want to know and always when i do. Sometimes if i know im dreaming i end up waking up which is very annoying, & i cannot remember everything that goes on in my dreams once i wake up.

      Here is the dream i had:
      Basically, i sneaked into my neighbours house to have sexual intercourse with his wife (that was the BIG plan)! Neighbour walks in with 3 of his friends right after me so i hide in the toilet and he follows me, so i tried to use some magic in my dream to become invisible but he still could see me . He lets me stay anyway and walks away to some other room. As he left i went right to his bedroom and guess what i saw?! Thats right lol! His wife wearing a thong and laying uncovered in bed! So i went strait for his wife and started to have sexual intercourse with her while hoping i dont wake up soon! While i was having the time of my life with neighbours wife on top of me. Neighbour came flying out of the curtain and strangles me! So i tried using my magic again only this time with more confidence in the fact that this was my dream and i being the ruler of my own dreams! I made my neighbour vanish (alakazam)! I think his wife vanished also because after that i totally couldn't see her as well! Ok so now my neighbours friends walk in the room (2 guys and 1 girl by the looks of it!) and i went straight to the girl to have sexual intercourse with her now!! As i started touching her she takes my pants off and my was as big as a finger nail lol!! (i was like WTF! it was so fing weird i dont understand my dreams sometimes!) Ok so she gets her boyfriends to take off their pants and they had bigger than me. She said something but i just cant remember it now! Oh but i do remember her laughing at my finger nail sized with her 2 friends! I didn't care so i started kissing her like a fish (honestly)! She was wearing jeans i could feel it. Alright so i took off her jeans and kept touching her buttocks until i noticed a lump! So i moved to get a better view and guess what i saw? A big sack of sweaty testicles! She was supposed to be a man basically, and i kinda started to wake up slowly after that (cannot remember past that point). And that was my fucked up dream!
      So yeah let me know what everyone thinks and sorry for swearing, it was part of the dream.
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      Well, that didn't go according to plan, did it? My sex dreams also tend to turn out like this. Something weird will happen, like the girl will transform, or have disturbing body distortions.
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      That went horribly wrong! Normally i have a problem of waking up before i get to enjoy any sex action! Today i dreamt of a trannie! This has never happened to me in my dreams, i always enjoy sex with curvy women! Maybe i used too much magic and everything went wrong as a result! i dont really know but things really did transform!

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      Well that's weird. I can't imagine how disturbing was it to see a huge nail instead of your thingie.. Perhaps you were too excited? Or you used too much of your "magic" as EileenBrain said. Maybe your thoughts went wrong and it literally changed the whole dream. It could be anything actually.. Anyways I wish you better luck next time!
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      lol it was the size of a fingernail! it looked like this: o'o

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      I lol'd at your descriptions.
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      glad you liked it

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      I just started laughin out loud at work, made my day thanks for that !
      Maybe that dream has something to do with your strongest (yet hidden) desires?
      just kidding.

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      lol nah im not into trannies, but i am into neighbours wife.

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      He was poking fun at dream interpreters.

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      This is hilarious! I'm a woman but I've had dreams of being a guy with a woman. They were all non-lucid, though. : /

      Actually, the weirdest thing I've had happen to me (as a lucid woman) was the guy changed to another guy. No real complaints, though. : P

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      I tried to have sex with my hubby one time in a lucid and he turned into a dog. =/
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      The title made me think this was more porn spamming. The dream's hilarious haha

      In non-lucids i've found that some "guys" turn out to be girls and i've just been like "fuck it" and gone ahead. Didn't get far though
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      A friend of mine found my dream hilerious too so i though of sharing it somewhere online, and thats when i found this forum. Anyway im glad most of you found it amusing but i cant say i did! Oh and thanks for sharing some of your dreams gone wrong.
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      Quote Originally Posted by cspicer2 View Post
      I tried to have sex with my hubby one time in a lucid and he turned into a dog. =/
      Wtf lol. Your subconscious knows how to have fun.
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      Hilarious post, actually made me LOL

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      Quote Originally Posted by Robot_Butler View Post
      Well, that didn't go according to plan, did it? My sex dreams also tend to turn out like this. Something weird will happen, like the girl will transform, or have disturbing body distortions.
      I had a particularly vivid lucid recently and I hadn't had one in a while, so I thought 'ah, what the hell? let's have fun'. I don't like to think about what the girl had between her legs...
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