Sex with Beyonce

I basically had this dream last night that Beyonce was in my house!! :D

We had guests around and it was kinda like a small gathering of relatives and friends. I remember trays being carried around with tea, coffee and biscuits on them. Beyonce sat next to me in one of the quieter rooms and we just talked. I don't remember what we talked about because it wasn't long until we ended up kissing.

I remember feeling her warm , wet tongue slowly moving around in my mouth. Usually when I kiss a girl I close my eyes too but I remember opening them for a few seconds just to clarify what was happening. :shock: She began stroking her hand up and down my (not bragging here) abs. So I put one arm/hand around the bottom of her thigh near her as and one hand around her waste.

All I remember thinking was how the fuck I was gonna get my friends to believe my story about this let alone brag to them. So I just thought, "I spend too long thinking about that I'm going to mess up" so I just went with it. I remember rubbing my hands over her sweet curves and how real they felt and how I'd ever imagined.

She took her trousers of and I remember we had some foreplay (not going to go into it in detail). She stopped after about 2 minutes and told me to go buy a condom. I was so freakin excited! :panic: I looked around and my usual ones weren't there. I had this insanely clear vivi perception of how my room is by the way. So I went to the shop to buy a few and they had none either. I was screwed. This is when I woke up.

Only now do I realize how vivid the sense of touch can be in a dream. :shadewink:

This was not a lucid dream however now tonight I want to WILD more then ever. I really need to know which household foods, drinks etc I can eat now so I can relax my body more before sleep. Would caffeine work? Seen as it's a mental stimulant :sleepmeditate2:

If you think about it to much your mind will be to clogged up to rest and fall asleep, i've read that you should try laying on your back and just focusing on your breathing and nothing else

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Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

I basically had this dream last night that Beyonce was in my house!! :D

We had guests around and it was kinda like a small gathering of relatives and friends. I remember trays being carried around with tea, coffee and biscuits on them. Beyonce sat next to me in one of the quieter rooms and we just talked. I don't remember what we talked about because it wasn't long until we ended up kissing.

I remember feeling her warm , wet tongue slowly moving around in my mouth. Usually when I kiss a girl I close my eyes too but I remember opening them for a few seconds just to clarify what was happening. :shock: She began stroking her hand up and down my (not bragging here) abs. So I put one arm/hand around the bottom of her thigh near her as and one hand around her waste.

All I remember thinking was how the fuck I was gonna get my friends to believe my story about this let alone brag to them. So I just thought, "I spend too long thinking about that I'm going to mess up" so I just went with it. I remember rubbing my hands over her sweet curves and how real they felt and how I'd ever imagined.

She took her trousers of and I remember we had some foreplay (not going to go into it in detail). She stopped after about 2 minutes and told me to go buy a condom. I was so freakin excited! :panic: I looked around and my usual ones weren't there. I had this insanely clear vivi perception of how my room is by the way. So I went to the shop to buy a few and they had none either. I was screwed. This is when I woke up.

Only now do I realize how vivid the sense of touch can be in a dream. :shadewink:

This was not a lucid dream however now tonight I want to WILD more then ever. I really need to know which household foods, drinks etc I can eat now so I can relax my body more before sleep. Would caffeine work? Seen as it's a mental stimulant :sleepmeditate2:

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Caffeine does help some people, if you do manage to fall asleep with the alertness and all. I would recommend getting 4 hours of regular sleep then getting up early in the morning and do whatever and staying up until you start feeling tired again. Then go back to sleep. This usually generates many lucids.

Moved to lucid experiences.

http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnima....jpg?width=480

...nice.

I'm thinking of doing the whole exhaustion thing where you make your body physically tired so you pass out very quickly when you hit the hay but can keep your mind awake. Anyone had any experience with this?

Yup, it happens to me when I exercise really hard late at night and then pretty much pass out in bed. I don't do that often though..

I had my first lucid dream last night unintentionally by staying awake really late and I just kinda passed out in my bed. So yes, that works for me.

I plan of doing dirty things to Ashton Kutcher one of these nights.. :evil:

^lol

Not of huge fan of Beyonce, but nice ;)

Why not? :panic: She's got some very nice curves :p to each their own I guess

So I tried wild-ing last night... I GOT SO CLOSE! I laid there for around 30 minutes just focusing on my breathing and the relaxing.

Could feel my arms going extremely heavy and numb. Although one arm was extremely relaxed and one arm was just feeling plain weird. I was getting the sensation the blood was being cut off to it. It was. I was lying with my head on top of it and it had swollen right up. That really killed the atmosphere because I was starting to see images in my head, heart beating faster and slightly euphoric

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Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

Why not? :panic: She's got some very nice curves :p to each their own I guess

So I tried wild-ing last night... I GOT SO CLOSE! I laid there for around 30 minutes just focusing on my breathing and the relaxing.

Could feel my arms going extremely heavy and numb. Although one arm was extremely relaxed and one arm was just feeling plain weird. I was getting the sensation the blood was being cut off to it. It was. I was lying with my head on top of it and it had swollen right up. That really killed the atmosphere because I was starting to see images in my head, heart beating faster and slightly euphoric

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Have you had any LDs yet?

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Originally Posted by JapJap

Have you had any LDs yet?

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nope not yet :crying:

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Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

nope not yet :crying:

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You shouldn't try doing WILDS at first then. Especially when your not used to being in lucid dream because my first WILD was terrifying because I wasn't ready for it.

You should try midday nap lucids.

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Originally Posted by SilverBullet

You shouldn't try doing WILDS at first then. Especially when your not used to being in lucid dream because my first WILD was terrifying because I wasn't ready for it.

You should try midday nap lucids.

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I won't be terrified - I can do this sort of thing with the right mindset - it's the exact same with LSD. You've got to get into it to get out of it and nothing can harm you in the slightest so why even be scared? Roll with it man and enjoy it :) Well that's my opinion at least.

What is mid-day nap lucids?

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I won't be terrified - I can do this sort of thing with the right mindset - it's the exact same with LSD. You've got to get into it to get out of it and nothing can harm you in the slightest so why even be scared? Roll with it man and enjoy it :) Well that's my opinion at least.

What is mid-day nap lucids?

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Hah, yeah I thought the same exact thing when I started having it, I thought it would be wonderful or something, turns out it was pretty horrible. Maybe you should read my dream journal entry about it. After that one they were pretty awesome though.
Also mid day naps generate many lucids. What you do first is get up in the morning after about 4 and 1/2 hours of sleep and stay up until you start to feel tired again. Then go back to sleep with the intent to lucid dream.

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Originally Posted by SilverBullet

Hah, yeah I thought the same exact thing when I started having it, I thought it would be wonderful or something, turns out it was pretty horrible. Maybe you should read my dream journal entry about it. After that one they were pretty awesome though.
Also mid day naps generate many lucids. What you do first is get up in the morning after about 4 and 1/2 hours of sleep and stay up until you start to feel tired again. Then go back to sleep with the intent to lucid dream.

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Yeah I was actually reading your journal about half an hour ago - the man with tenticals, red deserts lol - almost as random as my dreams although most of my dreams have things I've recently been thinking about/ doing in them. And usually the landscape is a mixture of 2 places I know. For instance I had a dream that the landscape was across between my Dad's old house attic conversion and a call of duty map !

I'm not trying to argue here or anything like that but I don't understand how it can be scary if you know it's a dream

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Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

Yeah I was actually reading your journal about half an hour ago - the man with tenticals, red deserts lol - almost as random as my dreams although most of my dreams have things I've recently been thinking about/ doing in them. And usually the landscape is a mixture of 2 places I know. For instance I had a dream that the landscape was across between my Dad's old house attic conversion and a call of duty map !

I'm not trying to argue here or anything like that but I don't understand how it can be scary if you know it's a dream

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Well, you can actually feel pain in dreams, to an extremely realistic level. I had a dream where I was ran over by a train and it hurt like HELL! Almost the worst pain I've felt in my life.

You haven't even had a lucid yet so you don't know what I'm talking about.

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Hah, yeah I thought the same exact thing when I started having it, I thought it would be wonderful or something, turns out it was pretty horrible. Maybe you should read my dream journal entry about it. After that one they were pretty awesome though.
Also mid day naps generate many lucids. What you do first is get up in the morning after about 4 and 1/2 hours of sleep and stay up until you start to feel tired again. Then go back to sleep with the intent to lucid dream.

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Isn't that WBTB technique?

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Originally Posted by JapJap

Isn't that WBTB technique?

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Well, everyone explains a wbtb as waking up and staying up for only a few minutes. So I wouldn't exactly call it a wbtb.

oh i thought wbtb had a required 1 hour relaxation period, read your WILD btw, pretty creepy shit lol

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Originally Posted by SilverBullet

Well, you can actually feel pain in dreams, to an extremely realistic level. I had a dream where I was ran over by a train and it hurt like HELL! Almost the worst pain I've felt in my life.

You haven't even had a lucid yet so you don't know what I'm talking about.

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I've been stabbed in the neck, died and felt my body go cold before in a dream.

I have had 1 lucid dream when I was about 6 where I was jumping on a bed in a living room. I was with my best friend and his little brother and basically I stopped and said "Wait, why the hell is there a bed in my living room? I'm dreaming!" . They just looked at me and said "No you're not! Prove it". So, (stupidly) to prove it I climbed out my 3 story window and jumped.

After that I had a false awakening in my bed at my dad's house and I was wearing that blue belt buzz lightyear wears in Toy Story 2 (the movie had just come out)

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Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

Why not? :panic: She's got some very nice curves :p to each their own I guess

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I don't know, I just think she's ugly. I'm still waiting for a kate beckinsale dream :D

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I've been stabbed in the neck, died and felt my body go cold before in a dream.

I have had 1 lucid dream when I was about 6 where I was jumping on a bed in a living room. I was with my best friend and his little brother and basically I stopped and said "Wait, why the hell is there a bed in my living room? I'm dreaming!" . They just looked at me and said "No you're not! Prove it". So, (stupidly) to prove it I climbed out my 3 story window and jumped.

After that I had a false awakening in my bed at my dad's house and I was wearing that blue belt buzz lightyear wears in Toy Story 2 (the movie had just come out)

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So you have had a lucid dream before? Well then you should know that there is a risk of excruciating pain. That's probably the only reason to fear something in a lucid.

Do the kicks really work like inception - you know where you fall back off a really tall building or into a pool of water

Could you also shoot yourself in the head to end a dream?

Inception is pretty off on lucid dreaming in general.. and no it doesn't. You can die in a dream and still be there.

Good movie though!

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Do the kicks really work like inception - you know where you fall back off a really tall building or into a pool of water

Could you also shoot yourself in the head to end a dream?

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Kicks don't work. I often fly up really high, then let myself fall. I crash into the ground hard enough to crush whatever's underneath me. Cars, asphalt, buildings... Closing your eyes is the best way to wake yourself.

Yeah, extreme movement like falling and speed seem to ground me in the dream more. When I feel the dream slipping, I will normally initiate some sort of movement to keep from waking up.

The movie wouldn't have been very exciting if the "Kick" was sitting down for a minute and closing your eyes.

I had a lucid last night, and the same thing happened to me. Albeit, this was towards when I was losing lucidity.

True that - ok silver bullets opinion on first WILD's has put me off doing it the last few nights but I just came back from an intense gym workout. Feeling good, seratonine levels are in good shape and I've a good feeling about this - wish me luck guys and girls :shadewink:

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I had a lucid last night, and the same thing happened to me. Albeit, this was towards when I was losing lucidity.

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You sexually pleased Beyonce too? High freakin five man ^___^

That girl sure gets around.

God she's such a dream slut.

;)

Craptastic photochop job:

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j8...Dreamsluts.jpg

^^epic lol

Nice

Had a dild this morning! Was amazing and i knew exactly what to do. May have met my dream guide. Will make a thread about it

I so wish I had this dream, I would have tried all i could. congrats

Congrats in the dild man. Did u get to see Beyonce again. Oh and darkmatters, if your reading this, the devil is in me now. 666 Post, OMG. Im soo scared. Hahah im watching final destination 3 and the two girls just burnt up in a tanning booth. Kind of ironic posting this at the same time.

no sex with beyonce :( Very disappointing

It did feel so realalistic as I usually dream in places I know well. It started in my friends house not sure how I began to realize. But I didn't let on to anyone I knew I was dreaming and just walked out the door. I looked around and the houses looked weird like the contrast had been upped and more colours. Dammit need to make a thread about this for sure! Will do it tonight

hey guys ... guess what ?


BEYONCE IS PREGNANT !! Coincidence? I think NOT!

Right on ma man!!

So... you gonna stand by her now? You should introduce yourself to her and explain how you did it... :wink:

Just watch the music video of Beyonce and Shakira performing Beatiful Liar.

You know what to do next time you are lucid. Go.

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Just watch the music video of Beyonce and Shakira performing Beatiful Liar.

You know what to do next time you are lucid. Go.

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Wow. Sure am!

Although after giving birth beyonce's vagina will never be the same! Although she will convert to milf

Try the other one? Don't be shy.

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Try the other one? Don't be shy.

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So if I were to have sex with someone like beyonce in my dream , would I have to control like her moans and noises? Or would they just flow out naturally? Which would essentially mean I am having sex with myself?

LOL no you don't have to control the other person. You just have to try to control yourself... :shadewink:

Which, in fact, might become quite difficult time to time. So many good lucids abruptly ended because of infinite pleasure ;<

Think I am pretty calm when I'm lucid dreaming I mean I kept my composure in my last one

I wanted to comment on the pain deal- you can experience extreme pain, even in non-lucids!!! I've had my body ripped apart by monsters, cut open, stabbed, stuff growing in me( that was the worst in my opinion, very uncomfortable), and all manner of things. However, I don't fear pain anymore, because I lived with constant chest pain for 5-6 years, so I know pain comes and goes, and in a dream, while it is very real, it is just pain. Also, when you are lucid, you can shout out STOP PAIN, that has worked for me before.

And as for sex with beyonce, props.

Why did i just guess the average age of users browsing this forum? Atleast the males?
Beyonce.. what the fuck.. i have seen much better girls.

This collective celebrity fetish complex sucks, everyone completely forgets about other people not celeb's they know who are beutiful by far than any slut on MTV.

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Why did i just guess the average age of users browsing this forum? Atleast the males?
Beyonce.. what the fuck.. i have seen much better girls.

This collective celebrity fetish complex sucks, everyone completely forgets about other people not celeb's they know who are beutiful by far than any slut on MTV.

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mate - i know a far more beautiful girl than her too - but i didn't dream about her... i dreamt about beyonce

Also, most of those beautiful people I know I have already had real sex with.

According to Donald Trump the most beautiful women in the world are not famous or well-known - except among the richest men. And I believe that's true.

But the amount of makeup and photoshop combined with pictures that are only taken to look good, they appear as more beautiful.

Such vanity.

Hey, nothing at all wrong with dreaming of sex with Beyonce!!! Or any celebrity for that matter. Well, unless it's Ernest Borgnine or Roseanne. Then you've got serious issues and better seek help.

I just find it weird that the night I dreamt about having sex with her, was probably roughly around the time Jay Z planted his manhood! Did I predict the future?? Tune in next week