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Like Universal I have also been sleep walking and pissed on things when I have been too drunk. Once I tried to pee on my friend that was passing out on my dorm room floor, and the other time I tried to pee on my roommates computer. Luckily he stopped me before I could do my business or I probably would have been zapped across the room. Oh and the friend I tried to pee on, he was alert enough to move so I just pissed on the floor.
LOL. Yes. I remember that same thing happening to me once before.
I also remember having a contest in a public restroom with about 10 other people to see who could pee the longest. I think I was going for about 14 minutes when I stopped. 'Twas odd.
I had a non-lucid dream about urinating when I was five. It start out me hanging out with the ninja turtles and April O'neal. Then suddenly there was a toilet in front of me and I was peeing. Turned out I was sleep walking and I woke up in the middle of peeing on the wall in the hallway just outside my room funniest thing about it I had whipped out my wiener and everything. The only reason I remember it was because it was the one and only time I've ever sleep walked.
If I ever had to pee in a lucid dream I'd wake myself up.
I've been known to sleepwalk a lot in my life. Mostly when I was a child and now only when I've been drinking. The first sleepwalking experience I've ever been caught in was when I was around three, I woke my parents up by pissing on their bedroom door :shock: .
I often have dreams where I have to go really bad and when I find a toilet it just doesn't stop. These are the most common lucid dreams I have, but I always wake up from them because having to go is very uncomfortable, even in a dream. When I was small I used to wake up with a puddle, but I've learned to control myself since then.
If you could handle a full bladder for a while that might not be a bad idea for attaining lucidity. Just use pissing as your dreamsign for a while and drink lots of water before bed. I don't think I'll try it though. :D
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Originally posted by Kaimelar
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Actually the old lucid dreaming docs had a technique involving needing the toilet, and drinking lots of water before bed ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Mickeys_Elbow
If you could handle a full bladder for a while that might not be a bad idea for attaining lucidity. Just use pissing as your dreamsign for a while and drink lots of water before bed. I don't think I'll try it though. :D
The problem, as you noted, is the risk involved in waking up in a puddle.
Now if I could remember the name of that technique. UILD, TILD.. damn :P
Always something with an -ILD :P
It's UILD...I remember reading something on it on a website:Quote:
Originally posted by Placebo
Actually the old lucid dreaming docs had a technique involving needing the toilet, and drinking lots of water before bed ;)
The problem, as you noted, is the risk involved in waking up in a puddle.
Now if I could remember the name of that technique. UILD, TILD.. damn :P
Always something with an -ILD :P
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What is UILD (Urinate Induced Lucid Dream)?
This technique is a bit risky. It works by remembering to do a RT every time you go to the bathroom. So prior to going to bed should you drink A LOT of water. You will maybe dream of going to the bathroom, and hopefully will remember doing a RT. It's not the best and safest technique available. But it works.[/b]
Nope since your body is in sleep paralisis...Unless you sleepwalk......Quote:
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That's like saying 'You can't breath during sleep unless you sleepwalk' IMOQuote:
Originally posted by pytis
Nope since your body is in sleep paralisis...Unless you sleepwalk......[/b]Quote:
You may risk wetting the bed. :-P *
Are you telling me you never wet your bed as a child?
I have a friend that I used to party with alot, and when we were wasted she'd pee constantly. I remember she'd open the car door and pee behind it on the ground or behind a building (i know it's so disgusting, but we were wasted and didn't care). Anyway I remember one day when we both had to pee really bad and we were arguing over who was going first when we got use of the bathroom. I ran in the door as soon as the dude came out and started doin my business, but I was taking so long to pee my friend dropped her pants and started pissing in the bathtub. I later had a dream that I categorize as possibly lucid (I have alot of dreams which I deam possibly, I can only be sure when something I know is imposible happens, so I've had 2 real Lucid Dreams) where I am hanging out with a group of my friends and we're kinda jumping around to different houses and parties, I dream I have to pee really bad and I remember looking for a bathroom, but there was none. Finally I came to a nasty rusty tub like basin in some dirty house I didn't recognize. After checking to make sure no one was watching I lowered my pants and began to pee with relief when I saw my friends return and became mortified! I woke up and had to pee really bad.
The most vivid dream where I had to pee actually triggered the LD.
I was using my computer and had to go, so I went down stairs and took such a long piss that the toilet's water level was raising. I stopped right before the top and said "Nah! I've never overflowed a toilet by pissing in it, it can't happen. But it did, it overflowed and a puddle that engulfed the entire bathroom followed.
When I came back down the next morning it had dried up into little golden Tootsie Roll sized logs. But I went back upstairs and continued playing computer games. I became the video game character and then I had to pee really bad in the game too. This was HL TFC on rock2, if anyone's familiar with the map. I am out in the courtyard and see an AFK (away from keyboard--the player is not at the keyboard so he's not going to move).
I figure I'll stand right behind him, go between his shoes, and no one will see me or know. I'm just standing their looking at the back of his head, when the urine comes out it is so pressurized it bores a hole through like a highly pressurized water jet that can cut through stone. The hilarious part is that I actually got credit in the video game for killing him, and it even had it's own unique death icon when I did (although it looked more like a lightning bolt).
From there I hunted down a HWGuy I really hate. He was running for health, and I strafed around the corner and took a pot shot from the railgun. He fell over, it was good times.
I've also taken a duke in a non-lucid dream. I was at campus, and it was part of a radio station dare. I was not that proud the next morning.
No stains or puddles when I woke up the mornings after :bigteeth:. I've also ejaculated in a possibly lucid dream. Do I win the Triple Crown? Or do all three have to be while lucid?
Note: it's sometimes tough for me to remember if I'm lucid because I really didn't use that knowledge often. I would remain passive, just remember the dreams in better than average detail.
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I have a friend that I used to party with alot, and when we were wasted she'd pee constantly. [/b]
Try rubbing her nose in it.
Has anyone had a successfull lucid dream from this technique?