Amazing..........Nightmare LD

[spiritofthewolf]

Just had my 11th LD..... [Dream] It was night time out...and i was with this girl...and previously before this, [we were kinda out in the desert] there was this guy and his face had gotten ripped off.... I remember for a brief moment another guy was with us and his girlfriend was like " I told you we should have stopped to get gas.." and the guy was like "Well the next gas station is only 3 miles...its not to far" She didn't want him to go cuz it was night out... [ WARP ] I ended up in a new dreamscape....With the guys girlfriend...And a really hot girl comes down and lays next to me and she was like "OOO, whos this" and we start making out and what not..and like for some reason later she vanishes...... So its just me and the other girl, and its really dark...she was like "We should be safe..we are in a safe house" Some guy comes up to us, i couldn't really see cuz of the lights.. and he was like "You know the attendant of this place..you dont want to meet...He just got his face ripped off!!!" Now for some reason..the dude with the face ripped off, had killed someone that night....I was looking down the hall and a door swung open and i could see light, but nobody came out..and i started to get scared....A few seconds alter the guy with the ripped off face came into my dream and killed the guy who was telling us about him... The only thing i could really see was his hat--if you have seen the movie Jeepers Creepers where that monster thing has that hat and cape on--it was really similar to that, but no monster...This guy killed people by like levitating their layed out body.. So after he killed that guy..me and the girs decide to get the fuck out of the place...so DJ JONES Here, picks up a chair and CHUCKS it at the dude--heh, dont ever throw things in a dream, enless u are really good---the damn chair curve balls just as it is about to hit the scary dude and misses... So i start running out the door and im like "WAIT....THIS IS A DREAM!!!!" So i come back in just as the ripped off face dude was about to kill that one guy's girlfriend and im like... "STOP!!!!...I command you to stop!!" And after i said that everything stopped, like kinda making a movie-- like yelling cut--and the ripped offf ace dude let out a scream and dissapeared on spot... So i knew i was dreaming and i was holding the other girls hand that i was with...and i yell out.. "I KNOW I AM DREAMING....LIGHTS PLEASE!!" No lights "I command the lights to come on!!!"--i even snap my finger---no lights The girl i was with was like "DJ...Will you do me???" It was still dark in the place--damn lights...so i was like "YAH" Girl:"Cuz i heard you were really good" was the next thing she said...So we startred making out and takin our clothes off and she slipped my thang inside and BOOM!!! a few seconds later my dream ended [ End Of Dream] Ok lady and Gents...tip...DONT EVER FUCK IN A LD ENLESS YOU CAN KEEP CALM!! God i had that happen in my last LD too, and it totally sucked.im never letting a girl seduce me in a LD again..im sticking to real life!!! Anywho, that was my 11th LD..im proud..I faced my fears..and a nightmare guy with his face ripped off...i showed him...DJ Fucking Jones biatch..recognize! Thanks DJ Jones

[Oneironaut Zero]

LMFAO... ..fuccin awesome. 8) And the chair/curveball thing is kinda like when I try to punch someone when I'm Not lucid, and my fist curves off course right before hitting the person. I hate that shit. lol.

[jay dawg]

haaahah , you said Thang...... will you do me? amazing and hilarious! GOD lol nice DILD. nice use of control and all. so u think your LD woulda lasted a lot longer if u hadnt put your thang in her? hard to resist yes LOL

[onedayremains4]

The thing i hate in dreams where i get in a fight is my fists move like 10 times slower than normal, and the other person can just dodge everything. not what would happen in real life 8)

[Oneironaut Zero]

EXACTLY @ onedayremains. That is what I experience too, a lot of the time. WTF is up with that?! lol. Gets on my damn nerves. -_-

[onedayremains4]

ya i know... sometimes i'm urged to find that person i was fighting and just beat the shit outta them to prove it to myself... but then i think... bad idea.

[jay dawg]

haha weaklings! i just woke up from kicking the shit out of these 2 black dudes that were hassleing me and trying to take me and my friends money! right after i shot some star treck borg with their laser gun eye, off my friend that is! i felt bad that they were about to kick our ass or whatever but then i just started to kick theirs! and it worked! hhaa oh by the way i think one of the guys was jay z

[KuRoSaKi]

Ha ha thats funny being scared of guys then turning it around on them And as for the original posters dream that is awsome crazy dude and that part that i will not speak of you pimp you

[:D]

AHAHAHAHAAA....heh...that was so funny.....funny the way you state it...Lol...great job with your lucid dream.......although I don't know what really goes up in your mind..lol...>_> If you knew you were lucid, why would you consider screwing the girl or not? ( stupid question.....)