Thread: violent violent violent ld. (some sex too!)

haha this ld was like a bad Steven Segal movie; there's sex, guns, and simple raw emotions like hate and love!!! all that aside it was fun. (You’ll also notice that I capitalize my sentences! I'll give it a shot, let me know if it’s any easier to read)

Ok, so I start out in art class, my math teacher is teaching and he’s teaching chemistry. I guess it’s just too asinine for my little subconscious to take, so I become lucid. There are some football players who are being very rude to the teacher and my friends. I get up and start to leave when one of them says, “Where the fuck do you think you’re going?” I turn around and pull the Robert D’neiro thing and say, “Me? You talkn’ to me? I hope you weren’t talking to me. Because if you were talking to me, I'm gonna have to kill you.” The kid looks scared, I say, “That’s what I thought you arrogant little shit.” Two girls from the class ask to come with me, I let them because they’re damn cute and I can’t say no to a pretty face. I lead them out to my car and we drive around for a little bit. I bring them to a shopping center and tell them to wait in the car. A couple guys from work are in the parking lot. I'm kind of lost in what I'm doing now, I sort of wander through the stores looking for something to present itself but nothing happens so I make my way back to the car. I get in and the girls are making out. I won’t bother you with where this leads... So after the shenanigans they get out and go into the store. I start driving around town. I see a blue sign off the side of the road. I don’t remember why but I stop and get out of the car. I walk up to it and try to read it but it’s in some weird language. I stop and think of something to do, I fly up and stand on the top of the sign. I decide to find the end of the universe... (something I've tried before but it’s never worked out). I shot up into the sky and I keep flying, I watch the earth grow smaller and smaller, I watch the sun grow smaller and smaller... I watch all the starts disappear. Now I'm out in the middle of nothing. Everything is black. I turn around and start flying back but I can’t find anything. I sit and wait for my mind to materialize some sort of entertainment. Slowly walls start to form. I set myself in the middle of the walls. A hallway starts to appear. At the end of the hallway are some oriental guys in black trench coats. They remind me of neo. They want to fight. I start running at them and they take off. I start chasing them through winding hallways. As I near a T in the hallways I see a black shoe sticking out. It’s a guy waiting for me to come by, then he’s going to attack me. As I come to the T, I jump and land with my feet on the wall. The guy was standing there with a Beretta drawn at eye level. He was going to pull the trigger as I came around the corner but he wasn’t expecting me to come flying past. I push off of the wall and tackle him. I break his neck and take the gun. His buddies start running at me. I pull up the Berretta and take aim. I shot but the bullets don’t fly straight, I can see them falling and swerving to the right and left. I decide to not focus on the bullets, rather on what “should” happen if I was to hit the guys. This time their chest and head start exploding. I run into the middle of them while they’re still falling and start beating up the ones I didn’t hit. I grab another Berretta off of one of the dead bodies. I look up and there are more at the end of the hall. They have guns drawn and they’re running at me. I light them up with the dual Berettas. It’s damn bloody. I decide to tone down the blood a little because there was just too much of it. Now when I shot them they just fall backwards and a little blood trickles out of the wound. I grab one of the guys who’s still breathing and say, “take me to your leader damnit!” The guy points to a door at the end of the hall. The door has three guys in black trench coats guarding it. These guys look significantly more threatening than the ones I had been fighting. I charge them, I kill the two on the end with the guns then I tackle the guy in the middle. We grapple for a little bit but I decide to end it and I break his back on the corner of a wall. I open the door and there are 10 of the same guys all around a line chef from work. Now you have to understand, this line chef is a total asshole, douche bag, mother fucker. He has a pregnant wife at home and he tries to get the waitresses from work to get drunk with him... he’s one sick mother fucker and I've never liked him so I have no remorse when I do what I'm about to do to him. I light up the guys in the black trench coats. They go flying, the goriness comes back; limbs go flying, head go rolling... I'm pissed. After I kill all his henchmen I focus my attention on the line chef. I put my pistols into my belt then I tackle him. (He’s a big man, 400 lbs I estimate) I start beating him without a second thought. He starts to fight dirty. He bites a chunk out of my arm. I smash his head into the ground. His face won’t break... not even as much as a bloody nose! I pull out a pistol and stick it to the side of his head. I say, “Time to die you piece of shit!” I shot him in the head 5 times his head jerks sideways every time but that’s it. No holes... nothing. He look at me, laughs, then says, “You can’t kill people like me! We’ll always be here to make you hate us! We are taking over and there’s nothing you can do about it!” I look at him, then I get a shot of lucidity (I lost some of it in the fighting) I say, “You’re just a part of my imagination! People like you don’t deserve to breath... so you know what? I'm not going to let you breath anymore!” He starts gasping for air. I laugh and say, “Now what bitch? What are you going to do now?” He continues gasping for air. I get up and start to leave. I turn and look at him as I'm leaving, I say, “You’re a real piece of shit ya know that? Your punishment for your sins will be the fact that you’re going to have to live with yourself! You sicken me!” I leave. I start walking down the halls and my environment slowly turns into my work. I walk into chefs office, he asks me where Vinny (the line cook it just killed) is. I tell him that Vinny’s dead and I killed him. Chef seems kinda happy. I explore work for a little bit but nothing exciting happens. I wake up.