HOLY SHIT
THAT WAS COOL
I just experienced my first false awakening (and false awakening within false awakening) and reality
tests within a dream. Also my first time practicing vivifying techniques.
I wake up in the morning, try to remember the dreams I've had thus far. Nothing comes. VERY faint memories
of one dream eventually surface but I don't really remember anything.
So I do my thing, I listened to some hypnosis, then went back to sleep, relaxed, forced my body to stay still.
Now something weird happened... I drifted off and I think I had sleep paralysis INSIDE my dream. I struggled
to move against it, and my HANDS weren't paralyzed but the rest of my body was stuck. I did the "whooooosh in to a dream"
thing, but it was just black. I tried looking at my hands and they were just glowing masses of light, not what a hand
actually looks like, it was cool, like I was an entity of light.
So I rubbed my hands and "woke up" in a mattress on a ground. I was still tired and could barely move but there were other people
in the room with me. Some girls I'd never seen in my life sitting on a couch. I was like. Huh?
I got up and one of them was like "Whoa taiji, your hair is pink! WTF?" I look up and it really was.
Awesome. I was in a dream.
I got up and they said something to me. I decided to do a test. "Hold on guys, I'm just going to grab the
beer behind me." Lo and behold, I move my hand back and knock over a beer. Then I "wake up".
I'm in the same place... mattress on the ground, same couch.. but this time, people I know are sitting on it.
I do the beer thing again. They yell at me for causing a mess and stuff. Now I have this tendency to get
really drunk at parties and cause shit and have everyone yell at me, so this is what kind of happens now. I get
up and walk around and it's all people I know.
I'm not sure if it's a dream at this point. I tried shoving my hand through itself but it didn't work.
I threw a glass at the wall, and it broke. I looked at my hair, and it was the normal color.
In any case, I was still kind of sure this was a dream so I started rubbing my hands.
People are yelling at me more now and telling me to get the hell out. As I'm walking to take a shower (by the way, the shower
was REALLY dirty and there was like random dark brown liquid flowing in the basin so I decide against it), I see some of my friends
with a girl
I'd never seen before. I say something along the lines of "bitch, who the hell are you?" And she just glares
at me, then I say "Well this is my house, wtf?" And then she says "No, this is MY house."
I then see my buddy, whos hair was completely off - irl he has hair like mine but black; but in this dream he had a short white
hawk. I said "When'd you get that done?" And he says last week. People are asking me why I'm being such a douche and I'm like
DUDE this is definetly a dream. They tried to convinced me otherwise, and made some pretty strong arguements. I started asking
them "So how the HELL did I get here? I don't remember coming here". And they were like, "uh... when you came in with everyone
else?" I KNEW that I had no recollection of coming here, so I did one last test. I looked at an analog clock on the wall, looked
away, and looked back again. The hands were moving randomly. Now I knew.
So now I decided it was time to use my jedi powers. I announce in a loud voice "You all love me. All love me. I love all." People
repeat after me. I start hugging people. Just as I'm about to start playtime, one of my friends in the dream whispers something about
an ugly girl, and boom I'm awake.
This dream was really dark. House party in the middle of the night kind of thing. But whoa. Way to fail me, reality tests.
Except for good ol' clocky. And way for my dream buddies to try to sabotage my fun :(
