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today was the first time i actually got up earlier so i coudl wbtb properly
and i KEPT getting pwned by false awakenings and missing some VERY obvious signs.
first:
"damn sleep paralysis didn't work! i'm in a dream now but my physical body can't stop moving"
i should know better than that :P
second:
it was 6 am when i went back to sleep. when i got up, the clock was 10 am. did not dawn on me to do the time test. i accepted that i had woken up and went about my morning. when i was putting on my contacts i noticed my case was not attached but split in half. i didn't clue in to this etiher.
third:
i woke up, looked in the mirror, and i had grown a ton of arm hair, chest hair, and facial hair overnight. for some reason, this didn't seem that far out either.
fourth: my mom came down and told me she was sick from work. she had already left before i went back to sleep but once again the fact escapes me.
fifth: i was consoling my buddy who was crying about how he couldn't get with girls and tried to explain female psychology to him and how the whole disney-love thing was not reality. a goth chick comes out of nowhere and sits down and agrees with what i'm saying then out of nowhere i start making out with her. she starts ecstatically going "oh i'm cumming i'm cumming!" and i was like WTF you crazy chick all im doing is kissing you. obviously did not clue in to this either.
now i just got so pissed off at all the false awakenings that i decided to reality test out of the blue with the nose-pinch. i acutally was NOT expecting it to wkr because i thought i was awake! but it did. i was like holy crap, and climbed out of bed. i immediately noticed the very hazy feeling i had, but i took a look around my room and appreciated how real my room looked, everything looked normal, except there was a gun next to one of my guitars (oookay.)
i head to the bathroom. hm, i look normal in the mirror, hair a mess like usual in the mornings. i tried to go supersaiyan. did not work.
i wanted to go somewhere but thought it was cold outside and i'm not wearing any clothes. i feel a push from behind. but i turn around and no one's there. i head to my door. i open it and see my neighbor outside, and he's topless and jacked (real life he's skinny, and i'm sure he would be wearing clothes in the winter) (side note: every time i have a chian of lucids there's an obligatory brokeback moment). We talk for a bit and exchange cell phone numbers, I have difficulty putting my number in as they keep changing on me, obviously because it was a dream.
I decided i wanted to summon some girls. I tried to summon them right in front of me, no go. I tried to summon them behind me, no go. Then i decided as i was walking down the stairs, that as soon as i was on the last step they would be at my door. Shit, it worked! Two chicks came in, I hugged them, appreciated the realness of grabbing their stomach-fat, but then i said "ok let's go downstairs" they gave me a weird look and were like "why downstairs?" "You do know I'm your god in this world right..." Clearly, they didn't. Some guys showed up at my house and tried to beef me, but me knowing I was god I pwned them all, I was blocking bullets with my hand and taking people out with one punch. Alas, before I could get back to what I was doing, some jerk-off text messages me in real life and the beep wakes me up.
what does a man have to do around these parts to get a lucid threesome :( ... that's all i wanted.
what i find about wbtb 6-7 hours into sleep rather than sleeping your full 8-9 hours and then going back:
1. the dreams were a lot more detailed and solid, ie not easily woken out of and more vivid
but
2. lucidity and awareness was not nearly as good
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You can do lots of RCs during the day. Dream signs don't work so well without doing RC's all the time, because your sense of logic don't work properly when dreaming.
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yeah usually I don't wake up early, just wake up whenever, and go back to sleep and dream and i'm alert enough to instantly know i'm dreaming becuase i induced it, or at the slightest weirdness i will RC.
but i'll start doing the nose pinch whenever i get the chance, fast reliable and doesn't require anything but my own body
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whoa nose pinching in bed is MONEY
i had two more FAs last night/this morning, just by randomly nose pinching every time i found myself in bed. i thought i was awake every single time i did it, even the times that i was actually dreaming and i was like "hah this isnt going to work.." but it did. whoa.
these dreams were a lot more stable, vivid, and clear than the forced WILDs i did before. i also had a shitload more control.
there was one interesting thing though.. in one of them, when i woke up, my bedsheets were obscuring my vision in my left eye, and it wouldnt go away, like it was burnt onto my retina! so i had to walk around hafl blind until i decided to dream spin and it went away.
i managed to, for the first time:
fly, and be in control of it
walk through doors and walls
ripped a door off its hinges and use it to beef people
get dream characters to acknowledge me as their all powerful god
summon a girl of my choosing at will and have lucid playtime for longer than a few seconds
