ok so i'm out four wheel driving in a bus... yeah it's weird. i come over this hill and there's this brontosaurs standing there. he takes off over the next hill. i chase. i get lucid while climbing the hill. my rear tires are slipping and i can't get any traction coming over the hill. i jump out of the bus and it starts rolling down the hill backwards. i fly up and over the hill. i have a false awakening but i'm still lucid. i walk into my bathroom and look in the mirror. i decide to call up and old girlfriend to arrange a "meeting" but my lucidity starts to fade. my mom knocks on the bathroom door and asks if i'm alright. i say i'm fine. i look in the mirror and decide to do the spin technique but i think focusing on my reflection while starting to spin screwed me up. it felt like the left side of my body weighed a good 50,000 tons. all i could do was flop my right side violently while trying to get momentum. i scream... "release me!" but that doesn't work. i pull my cell phone out and call the ex. i'm not going to let this little thing stop me from getting some. i call her but all i get is static on the other end of the line. i try another girl... same thing. i try to will my leg out of it's state but i'm having troubles. i can get it moving a little but i have no power. i try to fly about 3 inches off the ground but my control is shitty and i keep flying into walls. i close my eyes but i still see. it's freaky. i can feel my eyes blinking but i have perfect vision. i put my hands over my eyes but same deal. i try flipping off the lights but of course they don't work either. this is where i separate my mind from my body... it was the greatest feeling in the world. i flew up to the ceiling and i watched my body just stand there like an idiot. i raced out of the house and to my ex's. i get there and we talk for a bit... we can't really do anything because i'm a little spirit guy. i wake up. quiet fun.
