Originally Posted by
horsebucket
I had a lucid dream a few days ago and I was trying to think quickly about things to do but I was on a farm for some reason. The first thing that came to mind was drive a tractor but there was none so the only other thing to do was to practice dream fighting.
I walked up to a farmer and knocked him out with one punch. I was proud of that because I usually cant punch that well in dreams. All the other farmers came outta the barn and jumped in and we had a big mad brawl. I was winning easily because I couldn't feel pain and they were throwing shit punches. One farmer started swinging a pitch fork at me and even though I was dreaming I was ducking and dodging it cuz I was a bit scared to get hit by it. He hit be a few times and it actually did hurt a bit. I managed to knock out every one of the farmers so there was nothing left to do. I knew the dream was gonna end anytime soon so I decided to get the fuck off the farm.
I jumped in the air and started flying. I was flying by all sorts of mad landscapes like beaches and cliffs and I was flying over a road and I saw a police car driving by so I landed on top of it but I slipped off and hit the road then I woke up.
