Menage a Trio... Menage a Quatro? Excellent!

Last night, I ended up having a threesome with these 2 very very hot girls I know. By far the best, most vivid and realistic lucid sex I've had! Then, for the hell of it, I had another come and it made a foursome. :D

The only problem was that one girl was missing a vagina, so I butt sexed her. :lol:

Overall, I made it through many many great, great, great sexes without waking up. Thank you BillyBob, once again. :D

Eventually though, a bunch of DCs appeared in my room (the sex was going on in my shower) and there was some huge guy and a bunch of ugly girls, and they were saying, "We found out that the sex here was good, so we're going to shoot a porno." :rolllaugh:

I was like, "No! This is my shower and I'm having sex in it!"

Then my brothers woke me up. :(

:shock:

that is one intense LD.

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I'm jealous....

I have one question and one question only. Did the girls get it on?

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Originally Posted by DrTechnical

I have one question and one question only. Did the girls get it on?

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I'll take that as a no. That's one of my lucid goals, get it on w/ two bi girls. I'll be content to watch for a while.

Oh... I thought you meant did they get it on with me. That smiley was the answer to that.

I wasn't really paying attention to the others when I was getting on with one or two, but when there was 4, I think that the others might have been while I was getting one. I'm not entirely sure about that though.

I wouldn't really care to just watch them. Then it would be like watching porn in a dream. I gotta have the action on me. :chuckle:

Cool, I had really really bad dream sex last night. :P

Got any advise?

First, you probably want a hot girl.

Conjure her up. A good way is, if there's a door, say, "There will be the hottest girl I've ever seen behind this door!" Truly believe it, and don't have a last second thought of something like, "Oh no, what if she's not!" If she isn't, just make another one.

Then you could always make it great by saying, "This will be amazing dream sex." You can add whatever kinds of features and fetishes into it if you'd like.

Was it lucid or non-lucid? If it was non-lucid, then you're kind of out of luck. You could try to incubate it by auto-suggestion, then you might incubate hot girls or good sex even if it is non-lucid.

I wasn't lucid, at least I don't think so, part of the reason dream sex is weird for me is I really don't know how it feels to have intercourse besides whats going on in my own brain (maybe I should begin to imagen how it might feel), if you know what I mean. It always feels sensationless, sometimes uncomfterbal.

And I still wake up from it alot if it feels good.

That sucks that it feels uncomfortable sometimes! :eek:

My advice would be to have sex. :D The easiest way:

Go to a party with some hot, drunk girls! (Sounds good!) Find the one that you like. Have some drinks for yourself. When you're both drunk, you will be the inevitable ladies man. :chuckle: You aren't afraid to show your true self, your funnier, and you're not afraid to say things that you normally wouldn't say. Girls like those things. They are also drunk, so they find everything sexy and funnier. Get her to like you, then sex her! :hump:

Also, you probably wanna try and find a girl that isn't both a whore or a prude. The whore could be nasty, but the prude won't have sex. :( If the whore one is super super hot though, it could definitely be worth it. Just wear an extra condom. :lol:

So ends my guy-minded, unsensible, horrible teachings. :lol: Sorry to any females that have read this. I'm an ass.

Also, if you incubate it into your dream or have it lucidly, you can end up having a sensation that is even better than real sex!

The only downside to that would be that you might be dissapointed with real sex. :lol: I guess you couldn't really get dissapointed with it though even if it's not as good as the dream. And you could always have the dream later on at night. :chuckle:

That ain't happening anytime soon :P, I don't drink anyway, and I'm not allowed to yet. Plus I think I'm the type of person who if I drink alcohol then I'll just get quiter, I hear it just magnifys your original personality.

I do like a good girl who likes to be dirty though, probably hard to find.

Its not that it's that uncomfterbal, it's just tiresome after awhile and sometimes feels weird. It can't be to hard to imagen though.

I'm a bit embarrest to say that I'm the type of guy who might never get laid (I'm not ugly, just not very aprouchable it seems)

You kids and your hormones and your boring sex lives.

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Originally Posted by Xaqaria

You kids and your hormones and your boring sex lives.

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:D

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Originally Posted by LucidDreamGod

That ain't happening anytime soon :P, I don't drink anyway, and I'm not allowed to yet. Plus I think I'm the type of person who if I drink alcohol then I'll just get quiter, I hear it just magnifys your original personality.

I do like a good girl who likes to be dirty though, probably hard to find.

Its not that it's that uncomfterbal, it's just tiresome after awhile and sometimes feels weird. It can't be to hard to imagen though.

I'm a bit embarrest to say that I'm the type of guy who might never get laid (I'm not ugly, just not very aprouchable it seems)

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Drinking is over rated. If you don't already do it, I wouldn't if I were you. I was just saying the easy way. :D A hooker would actually be easier though. :lol:

Nah, good/dirty girls are everywhere. Don't worry too much though. Being desperate isn't a good thing, and you don't want to obsess about it. Obsession brings misery. Something will happen sooner or later, just don't think that you aren't approachable or hopeless or you will end up being like that. Self confidence. :P

I'm a virgin and I have awesome lucid sex.... just watch some "special movies" and imagine
what it feels like.. I guess..

Nice lucid by the way Steph!!!!

P.S
I wouldnt suggest drinking and driving(your wiener into a vajhinah)

The important question nobody asked Stephent91 is: Did you wet your bed?:D

Just a few days ago in the morning I had to wake up from a ld and go change boxers and pants, twice! :P Yet today I had sex in a non-lucid dream (but it was realistic as a lucid one) and there was no mess.

Hmm... when lucid dreaming becomes common and well known expect products like "LUCID DIAPERS" to surface lulz

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Originally Posted by Scatterbrain

The important question nobody asked Stephent91 is: Did you wet your bed?:D

Just a few days ago in the morning I had to wake up from a ld and go change boxers and pants, twice! :P Yet today I had sex in a non-lucid dream (but it was realistic as a lucid one) and there was no mess.

Hmm... when lucid dreaming becomes common and well known expect products like "LUCID DIAPERS" to surface lulz

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:rolllaugh: No, I didn't wet my bed. :P

Lucid daipers. :laugh:

It's actually spelled: "Ménage à trois". It's a french phrase, not spanish. Four would be Ménage à quatre. :P Grammar police away!

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Originally Posted by ninja9578

It's actually spelled: "Ménage à trois". It's a french phrase, not spanish. Four would be Ménage à quatre. :P Grammar police away!

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Yeah... I knew it was French and know how to count in French... just not spell. :P

I put troi at first, but the spellcheck said fail, so I put trio. :lol: Forgot the s.

And I guess my slight Texas accent makes it sound like quatro. :roll:

Thanks though, I'll go ahead and edit it.

Well, I guess I won't. It won't let me edit it anymore.

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Originally Posted by Stephent91

:rolllaugh: No, I didn't wet my bed. :P

Lucid daipers. :laugh:

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Bah you're lucky I guess xP