Hoorah For Concrete Trampolines

I'm on one side of an often seen 4" wire fence standing on a driveway with a house behind me. A black guy is on the other side jumping on a trampoline. I ask if i can join him (I actually love trampolines) he replies "Nah, The weight limit is 250 pounds. I ponder for a few seconds and very intent on feeling the sensation of being on the trampoline exclaim! "It's a good thing this concrete is just like a trampoline!" After taking a small hop the concrete warps inward and the concretes texture turns smooth like a canvas. The same sensation you get from being on a trampoline but clearly on a paved driveway :) Score one for control. Gonna go to sleep now with this nifty lucid dream track. Wish me luck!