Weird accidental first real lucid
I was planning on working on my dream recall before i started trying to lucid dream, but apparently my mind had other plans. It was a normal day, I was going to start trying to improve my dream recall the next day, so that night I wanted a night of normal sleep. I went to bed thinking I wouldn't dream that night, but I did, and here's how it went.
I was watching TV, when the news said that a weird, one foot tall Osama bin Laden had been spotted in my area. That night i searched around my house for the foot tall bin Laden, when I saw something in the corner of my eye going behind the couch. I looked behind it, and saw him. Suddenly I said "Hey why is it so dark?" I then realized I was wearing sunglasses, so I tried taking them off, but they were still there. I then tried again, still there. I thought I might be dreaming so I pinched my self, and sure enough I was. I ran outside at super speed, and there were FBI like people chasing me, so I tried summoning something, but it was a failure. I supersped into the bathroom and hid in the shower. When i got out some guy called me a wimp, and told me to body slam him saying it wouldn't hurt him, so i said "I wish I had a chest made of titanium!"
It worked, so I body slammed him and turned him into a torn apart corpse, then I got some sort of golden champion belt, and my dream started to fade, so I said "Dream stabilize." and all of the sudden I was floating on a board in the ocean, with a bunch of people around me, so i said "I guess this the end." and I woke up.
Pretty weird first lucid dream, isn't it?
