Peddle Powered Lamborghini
This was a hillarious LD I had a few nights ago.
Im walking down a street that I use to frequent when I was a kid...everything still looked the same,houses, trees etc...It was awesome, like a blast from the past. I decided to go straight to this house which had a tan coloured British Bulldog for some payback.This dog would torment anyone who dared to walk past which sucked because this was the way I had to go so I could get to school.
So here I am, in full control of my dream and there he stands, that slobbering punk of a K9. Of all the things I could have done I chose this...I summon two Asian men, one with a gun the other has a big knife and they start to chase the dog. I know this is stereo typing but in no way what so ever am I rascist just for the record... in fact I told an Asian friend of mine this dream and he thought it was funny...anyway must not digress...the men chase the dog around the back of the house so I also go to the back
When I get there there is no one, which is annoying because now ill never know whether I got him or not.
There is a garage so I tell myself that I will find a pure black Lamborghini sitting inside which happens. It looks so beautiful and I cant wait to thrash it so I jump in and start her up...man what a roar, sounds like some kind of wild animal posessed by a Banshee..WICKED!! I pull out of the driveway and I floor it but something is wrong.. I look down at my feet and there I see what appear to be bike pedals. The faster I pedal the louder it roars but it sucks because im only going as fast as a bike can go and to make things worse im being overtaken by a guy riding a bike aaaarrrgghhh!!
I was so pissed off when I awoke, my dreams of driving a really fast car were shattered...its all good now every time I think about it I cant stop laughing.
