konig fur die nacht. My first successful WILD and true LD experience
last night I was lookin through the threds about wilding and the general tips seemed to say relax, don't try to hard and be confident that you will wild successfully. I did just that. When I was ready for bed I laid down and instead of stressing about wether it would work or not and just acted like I would if I was normaly trying to fall asleep but slightley had being focused in the back of my head to keep my awake. It worked too, I never went into SP I just knew I was asleep. What happened was I felt like my body dropped into my matress and then rolled off my bed. from the I rolled to my side opened my dream eyes stood up and started my bad ass journey.
I starded my dream in a house but left imediatly because I wanted to explore. I went outside and I imagined a blunt in my ear and after a second I could actually feel one so I grabbed it and lit it. I knew it wouldn't do anything but I jus wanted to be strollin with a blunt. I started to walk down the street which looked like NYC even thought I live in ohio. Then I saw a police officer walking up to me presumabley because I had a blunt in my mouth. Before he could say anything a calmley grabed his gun out of his holster. He acted like he was going to do something about it but I gave hime a ''what are you gonna do about it'' look and he didn't put up a fight and just walked away. I examined the gun and it was a standard issue barreta. I fired the gun wildly not aming to kill just because I could. The gun turned out not to be up to my standards so I placed and covered it up with a newspaper and imagined a better gun under it. When I uncovered it the gun had changed into a H&K mp5 which was gold plated for some reason. I picked up the gun and continued strollin down the street. I felt like a god as I walked blunt in mouth randomley firing my gun. When I would logically think about it running out of ammo it would so I focused on the fact that everything is illogical right now and didn't have that problem anymore.
I continued doing this until I came to a homeless man . He looked at me with shame and asked if I had any change. I told him I didn't but to wait right there. He happened to be sitting infront of a bank so I went inside to get him his change :). I walked into the bank shooting my gun in the air and then aimed it at the bank clerk. Whitout having to say anything to her she handed my a bag marked $$$ as if they had a special bag prepared for the robbers conveniance. I went back to the bum and now instead of holding a cup for his change he had a 5 gallon paint bucket. I put the money in his bucket and he simply said thanks as if I had only put a few cents in there. None the less I had did my good dead for the day.
now it was back to being my time. I watched the cars drive by and waited until I saw what I wanted. It wasn't long until I saw my shelby cobre coming down the street. I planned on takin it at gun point but the car pulled up to me and the driver got out and handed me the keys like he was a valet returning my car. I got in starded it up and tryed to turn on the radio but it didn't work so I started driving down the street GTA style, going 100mph driving on the side walk mowing down pedestrians and taking out stop signs. After awhile I guess all the building passing by going that fast became too much for my brain because the scene turned into a country road. I drove down the road for a bit jus having fun driving that fast until the road ended infront of a large building with a sign on it blinking XXX.
thinking it was a strip club I got out of my car and walked inside. Inside was a long halway with a door at the end. I walked to the door and it said in huge letters MEGAN FOX. Without any thought at all I opened the door and there she was laying on a bed that took up most of the room. She was wearing some sexy black and red lingerie. An explicate story short we did some stuff. As I left she said she wanted me to call her and she wrote down her number and gave it to me but when I looked at it there was numbers and letters on it.
I walked back outside and I was back in the city. My car was also gone so I decided that it was time to try and fly. I lunged into the air in a superman pose but I ended up slowly levitating into the air as apposed to soaring like I expected. I hovered around for awhile experimenting with changing speed and elevation. This is the last thing I remember because after awhile I lost lucidity.
all in all it was a bad ass experience. Being able to control everything and get away with whatever I wanted was awsome. It was one of the stangest and best experiances iv had and I can't wait to have many more LDs
