Thread: I Tried to Start a Fight

Okay, I had a dream a few days ago that I kind of liked. We were in a place that resembled the hallway in the Terminal level in Modern Warfare 2, except the windows were boarded up. My family and I was waiting in line to play golf, for some reason (Hey, it was a dream). After about a minute, a HUGE group of the elderly folk walked in from the entrance and almost got in front of us in line. We told them to get back, and I said, to a middle-aged lady, "Yeah, get to the back of the line and shut up."
She looked at me weird and asked me to repeat that like she thought I was too scared to do it. So, I became lucid, got a look on my face that looked as if I was about to do something bad. I looked at her again, and said, "Yeah. I said 'SHUT THE HELL UP!'" I pushed her really hard and she flew back like a cannonball hit her, which pushed back everyone in the line. I did this in hopes that it would start a fight or a riot. Unfortunatly, it did not. Everybody knew she would get back up and fight me, but they assured her that I wasn't worth it.