Last night, I had 1 awesome non-LD and 2 crappy LDs
I had a regular dream that wasn't lucid, but in it I got an awesome BJ from a hot blonde. I woke from that and couldn't sleep for a little bit. Then I started getting a little drowsy and then the feeling I get when I start to fall into a LD.
I felt like I was falling into the LD but it wasn't working. Then outside, I heard a vehicle roaring and lights from the window. Someone drove into my backyard and started tearing up the grass doing circles. I got a little nervous. But wait. Could this be a LD? I couldn't tell. So, I looked around. Everything seemed perfectly real. I tried to jump forward about 8 feet and land softly. If I could do that, I would know I was in a dream. Nope, I jumped 3 feet and awkwardly landed on the rough carpet. I was convinced this was real. The vehicle stopped and one of them got out and started towards the door. I hid behind a corner and peeked around. Very nervous now. Then I woke. It was a LD. WTF? Now powers this time. And my brain was fucking with me. Stupid brain.
Well, I rested for a while and ended up in another LD. This time, I knew I was in an LD because I was back at the place where I got the BJ! Woo Hoo! This time, since it wasn't played out like a movie, I took a look around and paid attention to some details. It was a place called Riverport Swim Club. I have no idea what the hell a swim club is, but this place looked like it was near a beach with all walkways being wood planks, stairs, and piers. There were a good bit of people around so I'm just walking around. I woke up once but fell right back in. There were these animals that were following me around. There was a cat that was about 5 feet long (maybe it was a panther?). There was this weird looking dog-like thing that kept jumping up trying to lick me (like a dog would do). This thing was massive. It was taller than me - close to 7 feet tall. I wasn't threatened by it but it was very annoying. There were other (regular sized) dogs that were also jumping up and annoying me. I got tired of this big dog, so I went over to an outside cafe and asked a cook for the biggest knife he had. I took the knife and cut the dog in two right through its torso. I felt really guilty about it even though I knew it was not real. Nobody around seemed to care that I just mutilated a dog. I handed the knife back to the cook and he thanked me for returning the knife. After that incident, I walked around a little more. I knew my alarm was close to going off, so I checked my phone for the time. It was something weird like "e75k3". I closed my eyes and said "no, I want the real time". Then said 12:33 am. I knew that wasn't right because I knew it was after 5am. I just didn't want to go getting into something fun in the dream just to wake up abruptly. So, I woke myself up so I could check the real time. Having really woke up, the time was 5:33 and my alarm is set for 5:38. No time to try to have any fun, so I got up and started my morning routine.
What disturbs me is I usually have extremely boring regular dreams. This is only the 2nd time I can remember having sex in a dream. The I switch to LDs and they both suck and I have no powers. I couldn't control other people. All I could do is kill something, but I needed a knife to do that.
Oh well. I guess not all LDs are awesome.
