dreemvyooz
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First of all, all of my entries are supposed to say 2011 but I wrote 2010, sorry!
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My Mum and I were stuck on this cliff kind of thing. There were two sides seperated and a thin bit connecting them in the middle. We were on that bit, our legs hanging over one end, and our faces the other. Below us was another boulder (We were high up, I say boulder because I don't know how else to describe it). I somehow felt like we had been in the situation before. I kept spitting on the boulder below us and somehow writing on it with my mind or something. My mum kept telling me of for doing this but I still did it, one time I nearly spat on her. I started to think I should get down but was a little worried because the boulder curved down so I could easily slip.

After a little thinking I was suddenly on the boulder with the show, The Office. Toby did something bad and he got told off, so he kind of ran a little like a little kid.

I was now sitting at a table on the boulder with members of The Office and Family Guy writers, Seth MacFarlane and Alec Sulkin. I talked with Seth and everyone else didn't say a word. Mostly we talked about twitter and I was complimenting him and he would joke around.

I was on the oval talking to a guy I don't really like. We slightly making fun of eachother. Later on the guy said something to Drederick Tatum (Boxer on The Simpsons) to make him angry. So Drederick walked over to him angrily. The guy started to run away but Drederick quickly caught him and punched him a couple of times. A couple of other people started jumping on Drederick trying to stop him but it didn't work. People started saying that this guy who is really tall at our school should fight him. The guy appears then after a while of nothing happening I see Drederick and the tall guy about to fight. I was telling everyone that I was trying to keep my distance from Drederick because I thought he was trying to smash everyone.

Later on I was on the other side of the oval. There was a group of people there and a phys ed teacher. I was standing with my friend and a guy from my primary school. I wanted to leave the school so Drederick wouldn't get me. I asked the two if they would and my friend said it was pointless because he could still get us. At this point, I kept on seeing Drederick's height and weight flash infront of me. I convinced the guys to come and we jumped the fence. The teacher didn't seem to care because it was the last day or something. Next thing I knew I was walking through an alley way with my friend and another guy from my school. After a bit of talking and walking we were back in the school (which now looked like a completely different school). I was kind of embarrassed to be back because people would think we were too scared to wag. So I was now at the oval and it was now night time. Me and a new guy decided to wag so we jumped the fence. On the other side was his best mate. We shook hands and then went through a different ally way. A girl with school met up with us and said she wanted to come.

I was on the school oval again and their were little buildings scattered around. I was in one of the buildings and my friend was in another. Suddenly he shot me and I died. I came back to live though and wondered WTF was going on. He shot me again but this time I saw a "killcam" like Call of Duty and saw how he killed me and the gun he used.

Alot of students were lying on the oval and I was lying next to this hot girl. She asked me to move up a bit and I thought she was flirting with so I kind of rubbed against her.

I was at some place I have never seen before and saw this strange, homeless looking man selling Coca Cola. I thought he was a bit of a loopy and then went into this shop, which sold every drink except Coca Cola. When I was in the shop the strange guy walked in. I wanted to seem friendly so I said 'hello' to him. He looked and me and I noticed that something was wrong with his eyes, it looked like he was blind, he said 'hello' back and seemed suprisingly friendly.

I was in a bus with my friend and his sister. A couple of seats behind us was a kid who I always see doing floor wiping at Perth Wildcats basketball games, he was sitting next to a girl. Throughout the ride all 5 of us kept laughing at something. My friends' sister got called up to the front for some reason and she stood up the front smiling at us. My friend told me that he thinks the girl sitting behind us wet her pants. I turned around and she was sleeping, so I told my friend that.
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I was on my school's basketball courts. Someone I used to play basketball with had the ball outside and we were telling him to shoot from outside, he did, and the ball went all the way to the other court. So I went to get it and did a big sling throw to make the distance. When I got back my science teacher from year 10 asked me if I had tried out for some basketball team. I wasn't sure which team he was talking about but then remembered, and told him no.
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I was at a school camp, here are some things I remember happening:
- I found a huge piece of cheese on the ground, and on a table next to it was slices of cheese. I asked the teachers if we were going to be eating this and they just told me to put it back. I told them I wouldn't eat it as it was on the floor but still had to put it back. When I put it back the young teacher standing at the table asked me smiling if I was going to eat it. I told her no way, as it was on the floor.
- It was late and everyone was in bed. Earlier in the day I had seen two attractive girls from my primary school at the camp, so I thought I could have some fun with them. I went to the girls sleeping area and thought I saw them, so I went up and said, "I haven't seen you two in a while". Suddenly I realised it was other, less attractive girls from my school. All of the girls were now looking at me and I told them that they were the wrong girls a couple of times.
- After a while I realised I hadn't seen my roommate for a while, his stuff were still in his room though. I looked out the window and saw him standing outside with his friend. Later, I asked him where he had been the whole time and he said he was waiting for someone to arrive on a train.
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I asked my basketball teammate if he was going to play in our next game. He said that he would but has no one to take him. So I asked if he'd like me to take him and he said that would be awesome. So I got his phone number to ring up later.
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I was at a shop when I saw this guy from my school, he was walking with someone older. I started walking away but he kept following him. Something I did or said scared him so he walked off. I later saw my friend walking past in the shop.
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Sorry for my lack of details everyone, hard to remember.

For some reason I thought the house at the top of our street had stolen our dog (Bit of a recurring dream). So I jumped their fence and brought the dog back to our house.

Later on I was at a Australian National Basketball League game when a small fire lit on the roof. I thought this was my fault for stealing the dog. For some reason, Gold Coast Blaze player, Daryl Hudson asked for his lighter, as that would put it out apparently.

So later on I was with my Mum and she was questioning me about the dog. I told her I did take it because they stole it from us. She said that we got $150 for it and was very happy. This made me really annoyed.
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I had organised to go to the beach with my friend, so I was with my Mum picking him up. When we got to his house I realised it was the wrong day. My Mum went to get him not believing me but I told her again, so we got back in the car and left.
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Later on we went back to the same house, on the right day, this time just to hang out. The people there were me, my friend (Friend #1), my sister, her friend, my mum, my mates mum and another of my mate (Friend #2).

So me and Friend #1 began playing basketball on a ring at the front of his house. Friend #2 was just sunbaking in the backyard. So after a while my friend went back inside and I just walked around the front yard wondering what to do. After a while I heard Friend #1's mum saying me and Friend #1 could go in the pool. I thought it was a great idea but realised my shorts were very loose and couldn't be tightened, so they would probably fall off. I went back inside, in hope of going in the pool. My mum and Friend #1's Mum were in the backyard talking. Friend #2 was still sunbaking, and someone made a comment about that which gave him a fake smile, then going back to sunbaking. Friend #1's mum asked me if Friend #1 had told me about an ex teacher at our school insulting the principal. Somehow I actually remembered him telling me and told his mum that it was funny.
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My mum had just cooked curry for dinner and my sister and I were about to start eating it in my room. There were a few flies flying around so I had to keep hitting them away. I got up for a second and when I got back there were a couple of little birds, crickets and flies on my food. I was trying to hit them away but they wouldn't move, and the bird pecked me. So I put my bed sheet around me, as I only had boxer shorts on and went and got the fly spray. When I got back the birds had gone and the animals had almost finished my food which had turned into bones, with a tiny monkey now eating it aswell. But I still sprayed them all, even though the fly spray had very little left. When I put the fly spray back, I walked past Orlando Magic basketball player, Earl Clark.
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I was at the park and saw a really hot girl with her boyfriend. I sat down near them pretending to be calling someone. They soon noticed and walked across the road to outside the fish and chip shop to see if I'd turn around. I did, still trying to make it look like I was calling someone. All the time I was thinking of what I should do to her.
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I was then outside the fish and chip shop when I saw a series of monkeys walk past me all chained together, alot of monkeys. Some were walking backwards, some had their heads the wrong way around, etc. So me and a couple of other people walked around to see where they came from. We saw a big pit with big white plastic bags, which stunk. One of the people with us said that they dumped either chained monkeys or baby kangaroos there, like we saw before. He then got a bag out of somewhere and threw it in and said, 'see'. Then a baby kangaroo started walking near us.
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I was running past a main road when a car drove past, the lady in the car waved at me, but I had my headphones in and was looking down so pretending I didn't see her.
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When I was at the park I saw an advertisement for something stupid. And you had to pay for it which I thought was insane.
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Me and other people from school were waiting around for something. More people were gradually coming. None of my friends were there yet so I had to wait. Then my mate came and a bunch of us started talking. The thing we were waiting for had arrived and we were all in some sort of room with a teacher. People were sitted around on desks and we began kicking a ball around. I was trying to impress the girls with my kicking style. I somehow found out a couple of people of people added me on facebook since we started this thing included LA Clippers basketballer, Blake Griffin. I thought to myself, 'he must see how cool I really am now, we're gonna be best friends now'. I also remember the teacher saying something about jumping over a desk, so I took it literally, and jumped over the desk, thinking I was cool.
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I can't remember how we got there or WTF was going on but me and a bunch of other people were kind of walking through a TV guide. Like, we were stepping on it, and I had a birdseye view of it. The guy who's TV the tv guide was from' Mum had locked all the rude channels and everyone gave the boy shit and was saying how nothing good was on.