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I was sitting in a class room at my school when i realized the black kid from victorious was next to me. i got all happy cause i watch that show (lol) we kinda talked for a while. he then pulled out his phone. this phone was HUGE looked like a mini computer. i couldn't read any of the words of pictures on it. he then wanted my number. i got all stoked so i typed my name in and my number. then i walked in to this other room were Victoria justice was at. i tried to talk to her but she thought i was just some creep. so i went back into the other room. i sat back down in my seat but the black kid was about to watch some thing about mw3. i looked at the screen and now i was in some place ive never seen before. i was in a warehouse place and i was sitting down. then these 2 guys came out and were shooting at this alien thing. i stood up and walked over to the dead alien. it looked like a squid or something like that. i walked out of the ware house and that black kid was with me now. It felt like a video game now. so we walked down this road for a while and hid from some trucks and what not. then i thought i needed a weapon. i saw a cop car driving really slow. i ran fast towards it. he stopped and got out. but i jumped on him and took his tomahawk he had and sliced him up. i looked over and saw a army truck release some lions after us. me and the kid took off into the forest ahead. after running for a little we stopped in this little picnic area. there were a few people there. i saw a truck and wanted to drive it. i walked towards it but the owner was sitting down close by with a gun. i remembered i had the tomahawk and got it and was gona throw it but for some reason i couldn't. so i just charged at the guy. he tryed to shoot but missed. i tryed to stab his belly but the tomahawk is now a just a little knife that is broke. he had my in a choke hold now. he was trying to shoot my head and thats when i realized i was dreaming.after telling my self i was dreaming i just stood up and the guy sat there. i told my self i was dreaming a couple more times. things started to get blurry so i rubbed my hands together and things were back to normal. i turned around and there was now a big nice truck behind me. i hoped in and started it up. i drove around a little drifting it and what not. then i saw my friend again riding a bike looking pissed. i asked whats wrong and he didint say anything. then i remembered i always wanted to drive a wrx sti in my dreams so i tried to spawn one up and failed. i tryed again and failed.i was now at a shopping center somewhere, i dont know how i got here but i knew i was dreaming but couldn't try to control anything. i was still looking for a wrx. i was by this skate boarding shop looking in the parking lot and saw off to the right there was a ton of cops doing something i got scared if i stole a car they would catch me then i told my self i was in a dream and all was good. these two guys came out and asked what i was doing and i said looking for a car to drift around. the said foolw me so we went to this other store and walked in the back and one guy said here ya go and there was a w wall of just car parts. i told then i need a car not the parts and he said ohh and we all started to walk out then i turned around to one of the guys and asked him if he knew what lucid dreaming and he said yea. then i said well were all in my dream right now. he stopped and was like OHHHHHHHH and then i walked out of the store. i looked thought the parking lot for the wrx or any car i can drift at this point. then i saw a nice Porsche like car and ran over to it but i couldn't run now. i didnt know what to do. thats when i lost lucidity. i just stood there looking at the car then a black guy gets in it and i was all pissed and then he drives off. but the sounds the car made sounded like a little kid then i saw a huge blonde hair kid with goggles on make a car noises then i woke up.

Next time i have a lucid dream i want to practice some dream control.

i was in some room with a whole bunch of people. were were in the army. the person next to me was my friend bryson. he was talking about this new helmet he had to get cause he lost his old one. i took the helmet off my head and looked at the name tag inside. it said brysons name(didnt even thing to do a RC). i asked some random kid next to me to go with me to get a new helmet. i was now walking next to a train with my mom. there was a truck in the middle of the road. i watched the train mash the truck then smash in another train going perpendicular. the crash was really gnarly. big boom. then me and my mom ran back to this steel building that burnt. there was a ton of computers and my mom was taking parts from the computer and planning to take then. i went into this small office and saw a microphone u can plug into the computer. i wanted to take it but i didint. i then opened a door on the desk and saw a ton of pens. i was looking thought them and noticed how cool the designs on them were. my mom started to walk out of the building. i ran out with her then woke up.

i was in some football field. my german teacher was there making a kids stand up trees. but these trees you could shoot massive arrows from them. i watched the arrows and wanted to shoot one. but i walked away from all that and was now floating down a ricer. i was in a little canoe and this other girl was on a float thing. we were going down the river fast but the river was on a highway. it seemed the highway flooded or something. we floated for a while untill it started getting fast and i was pretty scared since i hate rivers lol i jumped out of the boat and swam to the side. i then noticed that girl was gone so i swam back and couldnt find her then i looked under water. there she was stuck in a red car. i knew i had to save her so i dove under water and pulled out some keys i tryed to unlock the door but i ran out of breath so i swam back towards the surface i then dove back down. i saw her face and hoe scared she look. i carefully put the key int the lock and turned it. i then woke up.....i guess i will never know if i ever saved her

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i was playing mw3 in the middle of the desert. there was a floating tv for me to play on. there also was a electricity guy behind my working on my internet. i started a game were it was half muti player then in the game it became dark and became zombies. i was playing for a little then it bacame dark and zombies started to come everwere. i felt like i was really in the game now. i ran around and started blasting there heads off. all my team mates have now died. it was just me now. there was a massive hoard of zombies following me know. i jumped on some steam thing. they all jumped in to. i killed almost all of them. the stream carried all the way around the map. when i came back around to the front of the map were the last couple zombies were. i killed them. i was know back in the desert with that guy. i asked him were he got the game and he smiled and said were do you think. i looked on the case and it said Canada. my mom was now there and i told her that next coD that comes out im ordering it from Canada. the she said she didnt know anybody that lived there then i said Shawn.(he is a friend of mine that died a while ago and lives in Colorado) she said alright. i wanted to ask the electricity guy if i could buy the game from him but i never did.

random fragment from last night
i was walking up to my school cause i wanted a name tag. i walked up some weird stairs that ive never seen before. i was also eating something. i was confronted by some old lady. i said sorry i know im not allowed to eat in the school. then she said no no its ok. we then had a little conversation about school rules.

i was out side someones house with some some friends. it was dark. we walked in the house and went to the garage. we started thrashing the place. i then walked into the computer room. and was looking at the computer screen. i wanted to jack it but i didnt. i then asked somebody whos house this is. he said nikoos. i looked at the front door ans saw him walking up with his mom to the front door. i went and hid in the kitchen. his mom saw my Friends and got really pissed. nikoo walked over to me and then told his mom to look the other way so we can get out. i ran out to his back yard. i looked back and saw my friends running out of the house (skip) we were in the same area but there was a nice car sitting in the middle of the street. we decided to take out the super charger from the car. we spent a few minutes taking it out and we took of with it down the road. i then heard a person yelling at us and had a feeling we were being chased. i then woke up.