jakerheingold
Jake dreams

I was sitting at the dinner table and looked at my wall to notice bright flashing lights. I IMMEDIATELY pushed my chair back and stood up in excitement to realize that it was remee and i was in fact in a dream. I walked outside and looked around to decide i wanted to fly. In my LDs i often have trouble flying off the ground so my technique is to jump off of something but this time i did a slight variation. I told myself that when i look around the corner of the building there will be a crater in the ground in which i will jump into to gain speed and fly.
As i was flying my friend joined me and we saw a giant glass dome with plants inside so we decided to check it out. I crashed through the winder and landed on the ground to see a man sweeping the floor. I told the man that he is in my dream and he told me he still has to do his job.

So me and a few of my friends. We're up on this really tall platform, and you will never guess what we were doing. We were taking shits off of it. I don't know what we ate but we each took like 15 shits. So as we were leaning over my friend fell off then we all jumped down and formed this cousion with our bodies and saved him from hard impact with the ground!