James2302
Grand Theft Lucid

30.07.2011

Mowing and plastic sheets (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

ok i forgot like the first quarter to half of this dream. but i remember being outside a house, i dont know who's, mowing a strip of grass next to a flower bed, using a push mower. but for some reason the grass was too much for the mower and the blades stopped turning, so i went back and lifted the blades some. i remember seeing people in a room, it was some friends of my girlfriend i think, they were looking at me and talking to me, i actually knew one of them, i didn't like her at all lol. i then went to the back yard, wondering where my girlfriend went, she came out of the woods behind the house, the backyard was actually my backyard, and she said she was doing something. there was a bunch of big plastic sheets all around the yard, and she asked me if i wanted to make boxes out of them, like for pretend houses or something. so we walk around, selecting which sheets would be used for sides and tops and bottoms. it gets a little weird after this, her little sister walks up and i can hear spongebob characters in my head, its really hard to explain, but i think i was plankton lol. thats as far as i remember.

30.07.2011

my short career as a tax collector (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

this one was weird. it starts, as far as i can remember, in a suburb, its very shady, with many tall trees. im in front of someones house, it belonged to a high ranking officer, and i used to collect his taxes for him, he was really old i think. i was waiting for someone to tell me what to do, when an older lady with a dark blue business suit came walking up to me. i told her that i was told to wait for someone, and asked what to do now. she pointed off into the distance a ways, and directed me to some tax office where i was supposed to go. i started off in that direction, but i could never find it. i stood on this really wide brick railing-type thing, it extended past the edge of the buiding i was at, its really hard to explain how it looked. anyway, it had this drop off and i was cautious around it, so i sat down. then this british kid walks up and starts talking to me, asking me why im afraid, then some other kids come over and stand around watching. then a girl, i never saw her, she was behind me, says something like "don't worry about them, they're just making fun of you because you're american...." i then swing over the edge and begin climbing down the wall, which is surprisingly not brick, but natural rock. i say something like "yea it's ok, he'd get made fun of for being british...." i dont remember much after that, i think i was in some sort of mall later, still looking for the building lol.

29.07.2011

DEP call missed (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

theres gonna be a lot missing from this one, as im typing it almost 12 hours after actually having the dream. where it starts is at what seems to be a school, im in the front lobby, theres people around me, were all about to get on a bus to go to a DEP call, its my first one, so im kinda nervous. we all start to walk outside when i realize that i had forgotten everything i packed, not that i actually need anything in real life, but i went back inside to get it, only to see my bus start pulling away. i start to chase after it, but it's already long gone by the time i realize it. the front of the school, and the parking lot looked a lot like my school, but everything after that was completely different. i remember being outside, but surrounded by the school, like an indoor courtyard, except everything was cement, maybe an outside playing area. the surrounding building was at least 3 stories tall, so i could see anything outside the area i was in. i was trying to find a place where i could call my recruiter and tell him that i missed the bus, i wanted to find a quiet place because i knew he was gonna yell at me lol. i start heading down this rectangular spiral staircase, and it leads to a small basement-type area. i try to call him, but there seems to be some interference, i can hear other people talking in the background, i think they were from the recruiting office for some reason. so i go through a door in the basement looking for somewhere else to try. it leads into what looks like a hotel lobby or a lounge room, it was weird. i call back and the person that picks up is a black doctor that i met while i was at MEPS, he was pretty cool, but for some reason i talk to him like he's my recruiter. i tell him what happens and he laughs at me lol. i dont remember much after that.

this is just a fragment, so im not gonna include it as a separate dream. im not gonna write down the details, but in involved my girlfriend

28.07.2011

bike riding and morrowind (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

ok im sure there were parts before where i start, but i had to get up before i could type this up, so i forgot some of it. it starts with me and my neighbor riding bikes through some neighborhood, it looks like an apartment complex. im behind him, being a failure at riding my bike for some reason. i see some people nearby and i say something like "ugh, this sucks, i haven't ridden a bike in like 8 years. i wish i had some roller blades or something." i then just start running while still on the bike seat, not even trying to pedal lol. then me and my neighbor start racing, hes doing the same thing i am. we then leave the neighbor hood and arrive at a series of confuzing intersections, at all different angles. in the middle of all of this is a piece of land with a big church on it. my memory skips a little, and im inside the church. i dont remember much of what went down in there, but i remember visualizing where the church was again, talking to someone about how we should leave, what route to take. then it skips again, and im inside some sort of small building. me, my mom, and my sister are there, i think my sister is being sent away or something. me and my mom place some bags on a table, there were four tables in this area, and then it skips again. now im in the same building, but its changed into a store, it has very dim lighting though, only through the windows. me, my sister, and a friend of hers are standing in front of a shelf, they were about 5-6 feet tall. it was weird, it was like we were in elder scrolls: morrowind or something, we were all cheating and raising our "stats". they were doing something different than me though, i remember walking over to my sister and asking her how much stuff cost to her, as my skill in buying/selling had gone up, so stuff should have been cheaper to me. but she said it cost something weird, i think she said something like "10/5ths". everything was priced in fractions, with 5 being the denomenator. i then went over to a freezer section, where my neighbor and other people were looking at something. i became interested and looked inside. i dont remember what it was, but there were two different kinds, there was a blue package, and a green package. i looked at the price and someone exclaimed "that means it's only one penny!!!". so i found me a quarter, and got a basket and filled it up lol. i went to the cashier and they were looking at the things we were buying. it gets a little fuzzy here, apparently what we were buying were swimming goggles. one of them was faulty though, so the other person behind the counter was fixing it. a minute later, i was sitting down facing away from the counter, the store had transformed yet again, this time into a restaurant/bar, still with only window lighting. i had a pair of goggles with me, and apparently they were magic goggles that showed you a what a person was really like on the inside. i looked at several people, but i only remember one person. it was this couple sitting near me, the man had a beer in his hand and i think a hat with nascar on it or something. when i looked at him through the goggles, he was fat, and was wearing all nascar stuff lol. i dont remember much of that, except i think i was expecting jj to come into the bar soon. i remember thinking "i don't care what she looks like with the goggles on, i still love her". then some people were fighting, it was weird, they would punch each other in the face, but it didn't seem to hurt either of them. this one guy just kept walking around the bar, picking fights with random people. after all that, the next part i cant even begin to explain, mostly because i dont remember enough to explain. all i remember is being in a forest, there were some talking animal spirits, and i was one too lol. thats all i remember.

27.07.2011

fragments- walking home (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

im not sure, but i think these two fragments are connected to the same dream. in the first one, i had apparently just left what was church, but it was like a mansion at the end of a winding road, like one in a scary movie. i was halfway down a hill when my youth pastor's wife yelled to me "hey! wait right there!". i then realized that i had not called my house for a ride home, and she was going to take me home. so i stood there, there were a few other people there, they were talking about her i think. thats where the first fragment ends. the second fragment starts with me walking home, which makes me think it was connected to the first one. im about to jump this fence, theres a ditch with a lawn mower in it. it has one wheel on the side of the ditch, and the other side of it is propped up against the fence, holding it up in the air. i try to go over it, but i end up stepping on it. i walk up a hill along the fence, when i reach a trailer park. for some reason, i think my house is near this, as my neighborhood is next to one in real life. i see a little kid in the backyard standing there doing something. i then jump the fence, which wasn't easy (this fence was like 10 feet tall, and wobbly), and make it to the other side. i then say hi to the kid, who says hi back. thats all i remember.