Joshter
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I fell asleep drunk and just happened to be drunk in my dream. I'm wondering if that's what usually happens.

I'm driving drunk and I'm heading towards my buddies brother, Johns place. There is snow everywhere but it's not snowing at the moment. It's night time and the street is completely empty. When I get there I'm walking up the pathway to the door, the lights are off. Before I knock on the door or ring the doorbell I notice a row-boat without any paddles sitting on the edge of a hill.

I decide to not knock and use the row-boat to go down the hill. So I'm going down this snowy hill in a row-boat and I lose control. It starts to turn towards the neighbors fence and crashes. The crash is really loud and completely destroys the neighbors fence. I stumble out unhurt.

The lights all down the street start turning on and somebody comes outside of Johns place and yells at me.

"Hey! What are you doing?"

They yell and slowly walk towards me. I wave giggling and get in my car. I drive about half a block before I decide to park as close to the curb as I can get because I'm way too drunk to be driving. I stumble out laughing because I didn't get very far, everyone now knows it was me who did that, and the fact that I didn't care and kept running off anyways. I ran into an alleyway and made my way home.

What is apparently the next day somehow, everyone is pissed off at me giving me dirty looks because they heard what happened. I go back to get my car and see everyone that is apart of an underground poker club I'm associated with having a meeting about what happened. I go up to them and they tell me they don't need this kind of attention brought to the club so I'm kicked out. Everyone is really, really angry with me.

I wake up.

I was with my buddy Brandon and his girlfriend, Maggie, at my HS reunion. I ran into an old schoolmate and he was showing me a bunch of stuff (his stuff I'm assuming). He had an old Power Ranger zord that I had as a child and I made him give it to me. I was really, really excited to have it back and showed it off to Brandon & Maggie. I leave the building and call out to them to hurry up. I run outside and hide in the shadows so they don't know where I'm at. Then a car drives up this grassy hill catching air, Dukes of Hazards style, towards Brandon & Maggie.

Memory lapse where something happens in between here and there that I can't quite remember.

Now I'm in a "hip" restaurant, that had an entrance and exit through the kitchen, with Brandon and, who I think, is the wizard from "Your Highness". Somebody had kidnapped Maggie. I was stabbing the wizard guy in the neck with my car key so he'd send us back in time to rescue her. Blood everywhere. As we were leaving I had a mouthful of blood somehow and was spitting it at the really cute black waitress. We left through the kitchen area where I think I remember there being snow on the ground. I wake up.