Lucidi
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Old dream:
This is an old dream, but very memorable due to how strange it was. I had this dream before I started writing my dreams down so I'll have to go off memory. I remember being in a pink house that I've never seen before, and going into bed with my Mother. Eventually we were committing incest when suddenly she turned into a buff/muscular man. As she turned into a man the house started to float into the air, far up into the clouds. The walls started to fall off the house and people started jumping out, down to earth. Then I woke up.

Wet Dream
I remember carrying a woman through a large, almost mall type building. There were two doors you could exit through to the immediate left and right of me. One for people getting married, and one for people who just wanted to leave the building. I carried her through the door for people just wanting to leave, and entered into some strange desert area. I think it may have been some kind of war zone. I put her down in the sand and she started performing oral on me. Eventually I got bored and she wanted me to have anal sex with her, but I had no condoms so I said no. Later on in the dream she is standing in line with a friend of hers, and I started flirting and kissing her friend right in front of her. I picked her friend up and carried her down the same building with the two exits. I went through the same exit as last time, not the getting married exit. I was back in the desert area again, but this time I brought her back to my home...which was a weird metal hut. I set her down and opened the door, and the inside was filled almost up to the ceiling with various junk/litter. I told her we should go to her place, and she said she didn't have a place. Then I woke up.

Snake Penis:
Was in some village submerged in water. Brad pitt was there and his brother who couldn't swim. We climbed on the roofs of the villages and then later I was racing some boy who was overweight. I let him win on purpose to make him feel better then walked down the village to where a lot of people were. I went up some stairs and into a hospital, then said "My wife is sick, she hasen't eaten in 2 days! She's gonna die! After waiting and talking a little they told me they could help her but they have to use me in the operation. They told me they have to cut the tip of my penis off and sew it onto her nipple. I asked the doctors what I would cover the tip of my penis with then, and they said a snake head. Then showed me a snake in a glass and took out a little snake head penis.

Crazy Batman Dream
This dream starts off with me at an amusement park inside a mall. Things are really blurry around this part but I remember the rides closing and everyone running through the mall. As I'm walking through the mall somehow I come to the realization that I'm batman. The dream cuts inbetween me in the mall and me driving a colossal tank on the side of a mountain; which I think was actually inside the mall. The second story of the mall I think may have been the mountains. Well eventually I get captured by the Joker. He locks me(batman) and several other people inside a restaurant on the second story of the mall with him. I escape the first time by calling in a special forces team. Somehow very shortly after I escape I'm back in the exact same place and situation, although I can't call anyone this time. I try to leave but as I approach the door metal bars come down and it locks, when I leave they go up again and it unlocks. I look around and go into the bathroom trying to see if there are vents I can climb through or windows I can jump out of. Something to note is that in the story the bathroom is to the immediate left of the stairs which lead down to the front entrance/exit. Since I see no other escape I figure that I might have a chance if I jump over the side right as I leave the bathroom, skipping the stairs and falling down right at the exit. I try this and I unlock the door right before it locks, running out and jumping off the second story of the mall onto the first story while the jokers henchmen try and grab me. I flee through the mall, running as fast as I can, desperate to escape. Eventually I get outside and find a little playground/wooden hut place where a voodoo woman gives me some supplies and tells me about an underground escape way through the sewers. As I leave her weird house/hut/playground and run through the mall parking lot I come across dozens of black teens leaving some sort of garage. Suddenly I turn into an old black man with a videocamera, I know because I randomly see myself in third person throughout this dream. It only lasts a few seconds before I'm batman again and I get on a motorcycle. I ride it into the entrance of the sewers, going deep into the underground tunnel and eventually getting lost. Then I wake up.