MajesticUnicorn
Lurker.... of /b/

Date: 26 January

Running around with a FAD and red dot sight. I see someone, start shooting, and since it is BF3 I wonder why I don't have to compensate for bullet drop. I then see another, and since I am poking my head up from behind a wall, I know he can't get me back, so I shoot him too. Then i get down and am wandering around, when someone form the other side of the bridge starts shooting at me. Since I am so low on health, I decide to charge him. I am nearly dead, and I jump and press B, knifing him. I see the cool knife animation of me plunging it into the back of his neck. I lay down, because I'm dying, and the police come. I am a fugitive and they have been hunting me for ages, but they leave me for they think I am dead.
I go to the autopsy of this guy I killed.
I then think there is some conspiracy or something going on. I look over a bridge and see four Asian girls that all look the same. I exclaim something, but it's wrong. The girls then break up into pairs, and I exclaim "twins!" I got it right. It turns out that the guy I killed was my twin.
He and I go to this elevator in a brick column where there are other twins and some young pairs of twins (i.e 5-6 years old). My twin is wearing a blue checkered top, it reminded me of Marshall Ericson from HIMYM. I hide behind him, and we get ready to go up the elevator to whatever is up there.

I was walking with my dad, and I looked over to my left. I saw a small lamb. I went over to him and picked him up.
He was SO CUDDLY.
I asked if we could keep him, but he said no. I didn't listen, and took it with me.
I thought about when he would grow up, and I'd have to shear it.
Dad and I were walking around where I found the lamb, and the grass was Minecraft grass. It started raining, and I saw some blocks that had turned to hydrated farmland, and some crops had grown on them.

In a large treehouse, searching for some Russian girl's file on a computer connected to HQ. Can't find them, so I wonder why someone wouldn't be on HQ's computers. I call them up. They give me the file.

There was also heaps of activity going on around the treehouse, like a big party or going-on in the town.

Date: 19 January

Someone's talking to me about staying at Alana's house, or maybe Alana's cousin's, as Alana's staying with a lesbian friend.
I go over to whatever house t is, and I make my house. From scratch. It's not ramshackle, it's just unsafe. e.g for my bed I put my mattress in a mattress-sized hole in the 2nd story floor. Nothing holding it in. Just.... sitting there. I decide it's too unsafe, and so sleep on the 1st floor,under aforementioned mattress.
Alana and my dad walk outside along the docks.
Then Alana's on a plane, and she has to parachute out. She lands in like a cabbage patch or something. There's a chicken bone, no idea what for, but it's old.
Something else about a fish, that has to keep swimming around.

Date: 19 January

Dropping Alex off at her house after hanging out at Sylvia Park or whatever.
I'm walking up the drive, and she has a massive, modern house. It's all white concrete, and sloping, and weird.
The garage door on the left starts opening, and the front door tot he left opens. Her dad stands in the doorway, and he looks completely unlike how I imagined him. He has long hair, and looks like a rock-star would. Her mum is in the garage.