Martini562
Resident Crazy Man

Probably forgot half the stuff I remembered when I woke up, kinda stressed out because I though it was 3 PM already. It was not...

The usual colour coding:
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Gutentag, ich bin Jedi Master Martini
I am standing in my old German classroom, under the supervision of one of my old teachers. Apparently, this my first day teaching and they want to be sure I can handle myself. I start the class and quickly find out that I have no plans for the first lesson, so I try to improvise by teaching the basics. This involves the verbs to be and to have, which seem to form the basis for every language education.

Quickly though, the topic of conversation shifts when a student asks what the duties of a Jedi Shadow are (I'm guessing this is due to the abundance of SWTOR I've been playing over the last couple of days). I explain the tasks and the secrecy involved, before finding that the scenery has changed into that of a Jedi temple. I'm now a Jedi Master giving a lecture to the older padawans of the academy.

The dream ends abdruptly when I am woken by my mother, who wasn't particularly happy at me sleeping in, again...

Ok, so I have a massive backlog of un-electrified memories, sitting here in my bedside journal. Might put these up sometime, but it's a boat-load of text and most of it is hardly readable. But for now, the dreams I can remember of the last two days:

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25th of July 2012
Can't remember much. It contained lot's of girls and lot's of love, though I can't recalling any love making. Tricia Helfer was there, and I had to (as in: was forced to) chat with a lot of the girls.

26th of July 2012
Well I smashed my head into my bedside wall, so that murdered quite a bit of my dream memories. I can vaguely remember something about assassins and running over rooftops in a Naruto style (arms in a V-shape dragging behind you through the air).

Then a flashback to an Asari (Mass Effect) psych patient asking about something, an artifact maybe? A piece of art? Something valuable at least, though perhaps not in money terms.

Haven't been visiting this place a lot due to exams, anyways here's the list I have.
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1st of April:
Couldn't Remember anything D:

2nd of April:
Can't read my handwriting

3rd of April:
Playing some American Football, being taunted by a PC. And someone sucked really badly.

4th of April:
Dream set in a destroyed urban environment (probably due to the abundance of Crysis 2 I've been playing). Some kind of weird Martial Law seems to be in effect.

Time seems to be divided in a whole new way. Some base unit of +/- 16 mins - environmental mapping time (which allows people to map out all interesting object and areas). It seemed so convincing that when I woke up, I didn't know what time system we were using.

NapTime:
I did something, but I can't recall what that was.

5th of April:
1) In new york, feel like Bruce Willis. I came back to look for a job and started off looking on Manhattan island. There I run into some crazy idiot that is obsessed with some doomsday type article. When I try and help someone else clean up a paper mess, this idiot becomes hysterical.

2) Driving in some car commercial. Car gets stuck in some water pit, have to cut myself out. Drive another car, an Aston Martin, come to the same waterhole and turn around. The car has warned me not to go in there through one of its brand new safety features.

18th of April: Pregancy WTF
Found myself lying on a bed in what looked like my room. A girl is lying beside me on the bed. She tells me she is pregnant with my child (My dream left out the good stuff...) and wants to tell her dad, something in me didn't approve of this idea.

I apologize for any incoherency and randomness throughout this entry.

30th of March 2011: non-lucid, lucid, extra comment.

I am part of an RPG, one of my own creations that has yet to be worked out. I seem to have lost something and go around asking my family, trying to find out what has happened.

I met an elf, of the same age as me, she was the one that introduced vampirism to create better soldiers. I have a flashback; A soldier is being insulted by his 'friends/colleagues' because he is a vampire. I get into a card and an older woman, my mentor, drives me somewhere, through parts of my neighbourhood. In my next mission, something reminiscent of a revolution is occurring. I need to spy on someone's iPod like machine and retrieve a code amongst other things.

I am about halfway through the code when the alarmclock rings and I wake up.

This occurred when I was napping. I was reading a book (Homo Faber) and decided to take a nap as I was absolutely knackered, having read the book mere minutes before falling asleep might have aided in creating my dream scenario.

23rd of March 2011: non-lucid, lucid, extra comment

I was reading a book (see above) when it suddenly occurred to me that I had no recollection of how I got to this point in the story. At this point I remembered that I had fallen asleep. However, rather than utilizing the knowledge of me being in a dream, I woke up and checked my iPod clock, as I feared I had been sleeping way longer than I had intended.

On the one hand, I'm psyched that I got this close. On the other hand, I'm extremely bummed. This was stupid of me...