Meldrey
Lurker

Me and my girlfriend were going down a hill. She was on a wheelchair, except it was just a medium sized steel drum (she doesn't normally use a wheelchair - her legs are fine). So I used a similar steel drum, sat her in my lap, and with both of ours together navigated down the hill. We passed several bikers and spoke favorably among them. I don't remember what was said. They were all very kind in moving out of hte way, although some of them were rather clumsy and took them a minute to realize they were still in the way.

Then we went to a theatre on the edge of a cliff. It was large and very nice. The devil (recurring theme!) suggested we get her gussied up in red white and blue body paint and nothing else, and have our way with her. Everyone was enthusiastic about this and we got her ready. Strangely enough, there was enough body paint for the rest of us, and I was one of the first in line to bang my girlfriend's body painted behind. Thankfully, there were at least 2 other women who stepped up so my girl wouldn't have to take all the 'glory'.

Before the action could start, though, my girl called me over and said, "We have a problem. ...this is what happened after just one shower... no scrubbing..." ...the colors were running at angles the way water would, and someone made a side comment about it being more like a British flag, and then

A MOSQUITO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BUZZ MY EARS SO NOW I AM FULLY AWAKE AND GOING TO KILL IT

Me and my girlfriend were going down a hill. She was on a wheelchair, except it was just a medium sized steel drum (she doesn't normally use a wheelchair - her legs are fine). So I used a similar steel drum, sat her in my lap, and with both of ours together navigated down the hill. We passed several bikers and spoke favorably among them. I don't remember what was said. They were all very kind in moving out of hte way, although some of them were rather clumsy and took them a minute to realize they were still in the way.

Then we went to a theatre on the edge of a cliff. It was large and very nice. The devil (recurring theme!) suggested we get her gussied up in red white and blue body paint and nothing else, and have our way with her. Everyone was enthusiastic about this and we got her ready. Strangely enough, there was enough body paint for the rest of us, and I was one of the first in line to bang my girlfriend's body painted behind. Thankfully, there were at least 2 other women who stepped up so my girl wouldn't have to take all the 'glory'.

Before the action could start, though, my girl called me over and said, "We have a problem. ...this is what happened after just one shower... no scrubbing..." ...the colors were running at angles the way water would, and someone made a side comment about it being more like a British flag, and then

A MOSQUITO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BUZZ MY EARS SO NOW I AM FULLY AWAKE AND GOING TO KILL IT

I was riding in a small car with my very large friend, who decided to visit a gangster friend's parents. They don't open the door for people they don't know, I warned him. He thought he'd try anyways. Well, someone opened the door.

Inside the house was a newscaster. I'd never been in this house before (dreamsign?). The newscaster was a white man (the gangster family was samoan). The newscaster started throwing sex parties, and the people who came ended up working for him. One of the last people to ask him "for a job" was another newscaster from NBC. He accepted, of course, but before she actually engaged in any party activities she left, second thoughts apparently.

The only sex I remember was when this really cute black girl was in the bathtub with Mr. Newscaster. She was very impressed with his smooth rear entry and quite verbal about it. (Skipping details for the sake of the other members here.) The newscaster left, and the girl stood up in the bathtub to reveal that she had a penis! She began to pee down the drain. I asked her if she wanted to "play" and she rejected me. I was not happy about this.

Skipflash - we were on our way to the supermarket, me, the trans-girl, the newscaster, my girlfriend and my girlfriend's son. It was a PG rated ride. Went inside and the dream came to a soft stop in reality.

Ignored markers - new territory.

My cousin... helped me ... in a school setting? But all worked out because I accomplished the goal and was able to plug into society properly.

I was in the upper crust of society. Well off, very. It was a carry over from a previous phase in the dream, so I guess this is a fragment.

I had duties to perform. There was a car that my father helped me with. I couldn't figure it out on my own, but he didn't have enough time himself. The battery was full of acid though, you can tell because the liquid was low and the red indicator was exposed. When they get like this they could explode, my father said. I took the acid bomb out of my vehicle and placed it on the floor of the back seat. It was uncomfortable.

...skip...?

I needed something further, and my father obliged. He was a gorilla, and he sacrificed his large, majestic form for my needs: parts of his skull and his forearms were given to me. The procedure was done instantly, and I was whole, the mirror revealed. Father couldn't close his face. He stood there looking as if he was waiting to die, or perhaps I hoped he would die for the cruelty my need imposed on him. His large gorilla hands were crudely shoved into the ends of his arms, and he stood there unable to close his face, looking at me. The horror he suffered. The sacrifice he made.

Sceneflash... he's no longer a gorilla, but well dressed. The head trauma is no longer there, he is able to speak, but his human hands are still crudely pushed into the ends of his shortened human arms. They are covered by his nice pullover sweater, but when he extends his arms to hug me his hands spin downwards.

We agree to go somewhere but something isn't right. I understand his body language to reveal his dark intention, and I parallel his foot movements, aware of a computer controlled sniper rifle behind me, watching me, awating his whispered command. He won't dare fire it as long as I am behind him. When we get out of range I let him know that I was aware as I stand up next to him.

Awaken - the horror on his face from the previous surgery still fresh in my mind.

I was dreaming about something... I don't know. Something random. My ex-in-laws were there, and boy are they downers. I was inside a house, it wasn't theirs, or maybe it was but it wasn't a place I'd ever experienced in my waking or dreaming life before, when all of a sudden I was lucid.

"I'm lucid... oh my -- ...I'm lucid!! ...I have full control... ok, ok... ok... let's try to jump..."

So I jumped from the kitchen, and I floated in a straight line until I hit the wall. It wasn't graceful or cool, like an astronaut or a swimmer, it was like playing an internet video game where the internet suddenly cuts off. The other people in my dream disappeared. The landscape outside the windows was gone - in fact, everything outside the windows was completely black. There was quite literally nothing outside of the house. And I was having to learn to fly all over again.

Pointless! I was quite upset... I finally accomplished something I'd been wanting for so long, only to find that my control was so complete that my own existence was the only thing. Maybe next time I'll try to say something a little more ominous, like "Let there be light."