Refrain
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I was being strangled by a lamp that I took a light bulb out of and my uncle came in and shot it down with an uzi. I was so relieved it was dead. I walked outside to stare at the stars and I saw two little dots. They were getting bigger and bigger. Suddenly thousands of little dots were coming from them. Aliens were swarming around me and killing people. I was so afraid and I was like 'WHY IS THIS HAPPENING" then I realized I was dreaming.
I flew up to try to avoid some of the fight and suddenly a gaint great sword appeared in my hand. I flew down and started fighting. I was literally chopping aliens in half. When I did that they sort of disintegrated into thin air. They just kept coming so I flew up to the place they were coming from- the ships.There were two of them
I flew up and dropped a bomb by the door of one of them. It blew open and I walked in. I was washed in a purple green light. The inside of the ship looked weird. The ceiling was composed of really tiny lights. Not like led lights but even smaller. Like the size of this -> . each alternating from green and purple. The floor looked like when you cut down a tree and there are little rings getting bigger at the outside. Exept the floor was alternating white and black. I went up to some of the computers and slashed at them with my great sword. I heard the computer say " Self destruct in ten seconds" I ran out of there and flew. One ship took out the other ship. I saw a tunnel and flew into it.

At this point I lost lucidity. The tunnel had two of my friends in it. It had a conveyor belt and we lay on our stomachs in it. It was kind of like a game. There were three conveyor belts and ocasionaly spikes came out on one of them and you had to switch to another one. When we got to the end we each picked up a bag of fruit. I got cranberries and my friends got grapes and something else.

I cant remember anything else. I did complete one of my tasks though

My brother was gambling online and every time he lost money something in our house would disappear. I told him to stop but then he wouldn't. I started to think about this. This didn't make any sense. I did an RC and I realized I was dreaming.

I started to run up the stairs, but I remembered to stabilize. I went to the wooden pole in our basement and started to feel its texture. Rubbing it and feeling its nooks and crannies. There was a little bubble of paint and I scraped it off. This was the most vivid dream I had had in a while. I went upstairs and saw my friend Sam. I talked to her for a while and realized how pretty she looked. I started to kiss her. It felt awkward like she was holding back. I backed away and she said she just wanted to stay friends. I said ok and told her to follow me. I phased through the window in the front of my house and turned around and saw that she had disappeared. I sighed and started to fly.

It felt like I had rockets in my boot. I had never flown like this before, but I got used to it. I saw Ashley and her mom laying on lawn chairs-easy access. I flew down in front of Ashley and lifted her legs up. I pulled her jeans up until I could see her panties. She was wearing green and white striped granny panties-lol. I started to rub her to try to get her aroused and I woke up.

I was at school in my history class. My teacher told me if I patted her on the head then I was dreaming. I went up and patted her on the head and realized I was dreaming.I remembered to stabilize the dream and started rubbing my hands together and saying "I am dreaming everything is clear". It didn't work and I woke up.

I was modding my ps2

god my recall is rubbish

My dad was getting the mail and I was eating some french fries and ketchup. I dropped one on the floor which had A LOT of ketchup. My dad came in and screamed " GOD DAMMNIT YOU GOT FUCKING KATSUP ON THE CAPET" I cleaned it up and looked out the window. There were two giant balloons in the air and one popped and something drifted toward me. It was a little bin full of fries drenched in ketchup (you can see where this is goin) I take one and eat it and ketchup drops allover the floor. " GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY!!!" I wake up.