I'm an oldest child of five, the youngest of whom was born in '09, bookaholic sailing skateboarding and also rollerblading, but not ashamed of that military brat alternately cool and a complete nobody English/German/Mexican(?)/Spanish/Apache Madison West Graduate baptized at 21 5th or so generation agnostic Seventh Day Adventist, semi-perfectionist son of a divorced cosmetic plastic surgeon who runs his own clinic in Middleton and a teacher at his old high school dated a girl in high school for a year and a half was dumped the week before college dated another girl who wouldn't marry him unless he believed Jesus is God who's grandmother taught how to teach science at UW Madison animal rights activist and also vegan since December '10 SCUBA certified Eagle Scout literally mad scientist intP nerd-or-something used to read all the comic strips in the paper every day reads the onion weekly and boingboing.net semi-daily can only stand watching horror films if they are more specifically horror-comedy films who taught English in a tiny village in Costa Rica romantic fool (No, seriously, i AM, this is almost my defining feature) went through the entirety of high school wearing only shirts that had frogs or geckos on them who makes short films who's first word was gecko who's best friend might be dying. Is that good enough for you?Or should I say, I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.