Thread: What if god is real and Jesus

I'd be really, really happy, and I'd say "I told you so" to my atheist friends.

What if Elua really does exist and really is Jesus' bastard son?
(The Kushiel Trilogy)

Then the 4 requirements which Jesus was supposed to fufill last time will hopefully all be completed and we will go back to Levitical laws. All will be good when the True Messiah comes whether it be Jesus or not.

Why didnt you use a capital letter for God but you did for Jesus?

That would suck. I wonder how he would judge me. I certainly wouldn't join in with the beast, but I wouldn't support Jesus either. It would be interesting.

Originally posted by Mystical_Journey
Why didnt you use a capital letter for God but you did for Jesus?

Maybe it was because people have a lot of gods. When you idolize something it is said to be your god. When you idolize someone they may be.

What if god is real and Jesus is his only begotten son[/b]

I'm going to hell.

What if he comes back?[/b]

He'll be institutionalized.

What will you do?[/b]

I'll laugh when I see him on CNN....laugh all the way to hell.

LOL, "I told you so" is a cute way of putting it.

Jesus's second coming is another prophecy among the hundred others from various cultures.

You have to understand, the Bible's written in mystical language from a "Mystical" source, and translation mixes literal with metaphysical and metaphorical. I dun mean to draw conclusions, though.

I'd be frightened and comforted at the same time, but if it happens, a part of me is going to tell ME "I told you so" as well,

Originally posted by AirRick101
LOL, \"I told you so\" is a cute way of putting it.

Jesus's second coming is another prophecy among the hundred others from various cultures. *

You have to understand, the Bible's written in mystical language from a \"Mystical\" source, and translation mixes literal with metaphysical and metaphorical. *I dun mean to draw conclusions, though.

I'd be frightened and comforted at the same time, but if it happens, a part of me is going to tell ME \"I told you so\" as well,

Yes Jesus spoke at times using parables and other times straightforward

John 3:12 If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?

What if he comes back?[/b]

I will challenge him to a game of pool and wager my soul against his cue stick made of gold.

<insert a Charlie Daniels Band's song into the background>

What will you do?[/b]

Kick his holy ass of course and pawn the cue. 8)

Well I'll DEFINATLY be ready for Hell on earth!

\"Mystical_Journey\"]Why didnt you use a capital letter for God but you did for Jesus?[/b]

cuz god is not god's name its YHWH

Originally posted by dreamtamer007
What if god is real and Jesus is his only begotten son
Two more what ifs
What if he comes back?
What will you do?

If God is real... I'll be happy to know there's a heaven..

If he comes back.. I'll be worried that I'll be "left behind" to endure hell on earth

Originally posted by eyeofgames


cuz god is not god's name its YHWH

The term god or God is used the depict what any person holds to be the highest of value in there life. Some people make sex their god or material things. Generally the word God is used to indicated a or the Supreme Being or creator. The name YHWH I believe is the Jewish name for the father. I have no problem with the Head being God called by whatever name you choose. It could be All Mighty, But from what I have read and heard and believe NO man has seen the father except the man Jesus. Our tiny brains should be content when he said "If you have seen me you have seen the father” I am not going to say anything further on this subject because if you choose to argue with that then I must heed to his words when he said "Do not cast your pears before swine"
Math. 7:6 give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

Frankly, I'd be a bit sad and then I'll probably be sent to hell for no real/good reason.

Originally posted by dreamtamer007
What if god is real and Jesus is his only begotten son
*Two more what ifs
What if he comes back?
What will you do?

I don't know if someone already said this, but I would---

Somehow claim a sole right on shooting them together with my digital camera.

Can you IMAGINE what a smiling Jesus with his arms around God with a nice cigarr in hand would sell for?!

I will raise an eyebrow, say "interesting, seems that I've been wrong", and go on with my life.

When I'm really, really old I'll convert to Christianity and since I'll die Christian, I'll get to go to heaven. Don't you love loopholes like that?

Simple answer for those who've listened to Mercy Me (or the radio)

"I Can Only Imagine"

If you are unfamiliar with the song, it's a good one

I will cock my head and with a raised eyebrow go, "Damn! Was I ever off! by a long shot"

Then I will adjust my...vision...dar...thingy....

ill just say

"hey Jesus!Here to clean up this mess?Yeah cool"


then i will just go to a forest and wait....

Originally posted by Amethyst Star
Simple answer for those who've listened to Mercy Me (or the radio)

\"I Can Only Imagine\"

If you are unfamiliar with the song, it's a good one

For those of you with any taste, it's a bad one.

Originally posted by LouisC
I'd be really, really happy, and I'd say \"I told you so\" to my atheist friends.

oh do u have friends that u bug because they have a diffrent religion? well im just suggesting that you dont do that if you do, b/c i get bugged by my christian friends all the time, they tell me im going to hell all the time, it really hurts my feelings.

I wouldnt care. I mena, Jesus woudl still be human right? If he is, what do I care if he exsits.

I'd be surprised and make sure I haven't recently done any drugs. I guess after realizing he's real I'd probably try to buy him a drink or two and have a nice little chat about the madness he's created while trying to get on his good side and see if I he'll go ahead and let me slip in the back door to heaven.

Originally posted by Franz Ferdinand


oh do u have friends that u bug because they have a diffrent religion? well im just suggesting that you dont do that if you do, b/c i get bugged by my christian friends all the time, they tell me im going to hell all the time, it really hurts my feelings.

So why are you still their friends?