Thread: If you were sentenced to death..

DP is awesome. Right?

I am stupid. DP is sandwich, of course. With lot of meat, if you catch my meaning?

are you guys really scared to say double penetration?

Anddd... *southern accent* round these here parts, DP is slang for Dr Pepper.

You perverted bastards. =P

morbidly scared

can you even get dr. pepper outside of the US? or root beer for that matter *shiver*

-Method of execution: fired into outer space
-Last meal: a large bucket of cod, salmon and tuna
-Last words: "So long, and thanks for all the fish"

I'm not sure I would want to DRINK anything that has to do with DP.

Originally Posted by dajo

morbidly scared

can you even get dr. pepper outside of the US? or root beer for that matter *shiver*

Yeah, marzipan coke.

Originally Posted by dajo

morbidly scared

can you even get dr. pepper outside of the US? or root beer for that matter *shiver*

um DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

we got it here in Canada

Snoos-nu (I think is how it's spelled)
small bland pretzels and a bottle of water
Aaaaaaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite

method: gradual asphyxiation from burning kilos of weed.
meal: pot butter croissants with mixed berries and shroom honey
last words: "Is that all you got you lightweight fuckahs?"

Of course all the THC would cause a mutation and I'd become the "THC Avenger".

Method: Firing squad
Meal: In-N-Out
Last words: It has all been very interesting.

Originally Posted by ooflendoodle

Snoos-nu (I think is how it's spelled)
small bland pretzels and a bottle of water
Aaaaaaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite

family guy

Well actually it was family guy making a reference to another thing I think but I don't know what it is, I think I've heard it elsewhere.

Futurama!! silly

No not snoos nu boom goes the dynamite

Method: Falcon Punch!!!
Last meal: Chicken Fried Rice Benihana style and a Strawberry Cheesecake
Last words: Option 1) I did it... for the lulz
Option 2) With a great big yawn, Snorlax returns to his home in the mountains.

Death: pushed out of airplane from 35,000 feet directly over Times Square, NY, with copious amount of explosives strapped to my chest, hooked up to an altimeter set to detonate 100 feet above the surface, and no parachute.
Final meal: whipped cream and strawberries, served on two sexy naked horny girls.
Last words: "Hail to the king, baby."

-Snakes on a plane
-Well I don't need to be healthy when i'm going to die soooo ice cream, dark chocolate, cake, propel, and starbucks.
-"Well...I don't want to be buried or Cremated, and I like being unique so why don't you just hollow out a tree in a random forest and put my body in there?"

Originally Posted by Photolysis

Method: nitrogen asphyxiation

So boring.

Method: OD on marijuana. It'll kill me eventually.
Last meal: Fettuccine Carbonara with plenty of crispy bacon, fresh buttery garlic bread, and a glass of milk (because milk is delicious).
Last words: I'd either try to talk them into watching a few episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic or ask them if they have something they need to get off their chest, something they need to talk about but aren't comfortable sharing with anyone they know personally. No one in their right mind enjoys an execution, yelling at them or crying and begging for mercy would just make it harder for the executioner and the deed would probably haunt them for years, the guilt would eat away at them. I'd hate to be responsible for leaving someone in such a funk. I'd prefer to leave them with a fond memory or two and if I managed to leave them with some helpful advice as well, that'd be even better.

Originally Posted by Seroquel

And you had to make the following choices:
-Method of execution
-Last meal
-Last words

What would you choose.

-Method of execution,
Carbon monoxide poisoning.

-Last meal,
Cooked sliced Aubergine filled with mozzarella and tomato, served with a feta cheese and rocket salad and garlic bread on the side.
Rasberry vodka mixed with Vimto and crushed ice.

-Last words,
This is only a dream, I'll wake up soon enough.

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." ♥

Method: If it could be anything, it would have to be something cool like jumping out of a plane with no parachute. As far as conventional methods, I think I'd have to go with a firing squad.

Last meal: A fat bowl about 20 minutes beforehand, followed thus by a slice of pizza from Venuto's (a local pizza place which makes unusual but incredible pizza), Bagel Bites, Chickie & Pete's crabfries, a cheesesteak (whiz with onions, of course) from Jim's or Gino's, and whatever else I can think of on the spot.

Last words: This is the strangest life I've ever known.

Originally Posted by Supernova

Last words: This is the strangest life I've ever known.

Jim would be proud.

Method: Nitrogen asphyxiation.

Last meal: Refused.

Last words: None. Or "Okay, let's go."



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(You may be interested to read this link with a list of the last statements given by prisoners on death row in Texas. Unfortunately, I couldn't find the list of last meals, but it might be there somewhere.)