Thread: who is able to screw in the light globe

can spiritually unevolved people screw in a light bulb. how many does it take?
none, no matter how many you get . cause they can't. they have never seen the light. nor do they understand what the purpose of it is. they know what a lightglobe is but they don't know that it can produce light.or what light is.

they have talked alot about what this light globe is. they say A=glass + B=the fuse result in D=object on the floor. they describe the object and write it down on paper and draw it. they teach what it looks like and what its made up of. They are obsessed with it.
but they have never tried to do anything with it. hence they have never produced any light with their logic. And they have never seen the potential of this light globe, they only talk of what it is.they have no imagination of what cannot be seen. So they fail to manifest it.

how many atheist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none can do it no matter how many. They dont believe it is possible because they have never seen it done before. they live in the dark and refuse to admit the possibility of it as there is no evidence to show them they light globe ever produced light. Or that it ever could. They make excuses not to ever try. Whats the point if its impossible from the start. it doesn't exist.

how many christians does it take to screw it a light bulb?
None regardless of how many try it. They think god will do it for them if they sit there and don't move. They should not effect the room in anyway or misplace or move anything, less god get angry and refuse to let them screw in the lightbulb. they get the light globe and burry it in a sacred place and pray to god he will screw it in. they wait day and night for the lord to show up and screw it in for them. They know some day god will save them. in the meantime they must not do anything for themself, and they must not move or make god angry. just sit in the dark and have faith he will make the light globe work. Somehow that day never seems to come.

how many satanist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none can ever do it. They decieve themselves into thinking it is better off to be blind.
ignorance is bliss is their main saying. They create their imaginary counterfiet light with what is actually darkness and look upon the light as darkness which they refuse to manifest or be involved with. They convince themself darkness is the real light and real light is the dark. The lightglobe is nothing but something to be destroyed. They stumble over and smash it, they cut themself and then bleed to death in the darkness. And they are even proud of this.

How many christ consiousness people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
only 1 of them because they understand they are all one. And that there is only one vision. And that there is only one truth and way to do it. They discover that the light actually comes from a source. Not from the actual globe itself. Well how about that? they realize without the source the light globe is nothing. And without themself there is no manifestation of that source. They even understand the nature of this source. they understand what the function of the lightswitch does because they study it honestly because of their desire to get it right. supasses all illusions. not caring about anyone getting angry or breaking any rules.They dont even care how many mistakes they make. As a result nothing stands in their way of screwing in the lightbulb. Their persistence prevails. They get off their ass. For once they understand the problem. And actually put the globe in, they practice out their theory, Serving everyone as a result. And the light comes on because of this approach. they did not argue and fight with each other about how its done like the others. they worked together and desired to understand each other and the problem without distortions and distractions. they were the only ones willing to see the truth, and they were the only ones not distracted by the illusions of the room, and light filled it.

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