Thread: Holland And Obsession

Originally Posted by TweaK

I personally think the Netherlands rocks
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Netherlands...
Netherlands...
Netherlands FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Netherlands, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Nazi's your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
Netherlands, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Netherlands, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!
Weed, FUCK YEAH!
Hookers, FUCK YEAH!
Shell, FUCK YEAH!
Phillips, FUCK YEAH!
Ice Skating, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Mayonaise, FUCK YEAH!
The Efteling, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Schrooms, FUCK YEAH!
Wooden Shoes, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Frikandel, FUCK YEAH!
Windmills, FUCK YEAH!
Flower auctions, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
Heineken, FUCK YEAH!
Amsterdam, FUCK YEAH!
Aids, FUCK YEAH!
Holland Casino, FUCK YEAH!
Sinterklaas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Suske en Wiske, FUCK YEAH!
PvdA, FUCK YEAH!
VVD (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

FUCK YEAH!

(This are the lyrics from 'America, fuck yeah' from the movie: 'Team America, World police'. Hilarious movie. I changed the lyrics so they can show how fuck-yeah awsome the Netherlands are.)

Tomtom Navigation System, FUCK YEAH!
(Dutch people created that )

Originally Posted by TweaK

Tomtom Navigation System, FUCK YEAH!
(Dutch people created that )
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Cool, I didn't even know it spread to other countries. Still, I think our biggest (legal) pride is Heineken. I think few countries to Not have Heineken beer.

Originally Posted by peaches

Note: WW2 is over, Russia won.

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For some strange reason, I was thinking 1.1 MILLION Americans were either killed or injured fighting for the entire world in World War II. I was also thinking the United States led the D Day Invasion and were the biggest factor in driving Hitler's Germans out of WESTERN Europe. Could you please show more of a lack of appreciation for those who died to save the world? I don't think you've given quite enough effort at it. You need to try to top yourself.

The United States had a great deal to do with why the Allies won World War II. We were a big part of the winning effort in World War II, just like we won the Cold War.

Originally Posted by peaches

Note: WW2 is over, Russia won.

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Ha, interesting statement. Universal mind, you can't say that Russia Lost the war can you now? The nazis were Russia's enemy, and they fought them back from almost in Moscow to Berlin. They gave 20 million lives for the cause. Maybe they weren't the biggest factor, but that doesn't matter, they did win, as much as England and such did.

Universal, you once again prove you have your pride so far up your ass it is coming out of your mouth.

Originally Posted by Neruo

Ha, interesting statement. Universal mind, you can't say that Russia Lost the war can you now? The nazis were Russia's enemy, and they fought them back from almost in Moscow to Berlin. They gave 20 million lives for the cause. Maybe they weren't the biggest factor, but that doesn't matter, they did win, as much as England and such did.

Universal, you once again prove you have your pride so far up your ass it is coming out of your mouth.
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Hey idiot, I said "WESTERN" Europe. I even put it in all caps. The D Day invasion didn't happen in Russia, and the Americans who died were not Russian. My points were correct. And when did I say Russia "lost"? How well do you read? Your off target point was exactly the on target point I was directing at Peaches. You are such a moron.

Why do you equate stating relevant facts with excessive pride? Your inferiority complex is eating you alive.

Universal Mind, why do you keep trying to bring America into this thread about holland? Everybody else here seems to want to talk about holland, not america. So, could you stop being so obsessive about america?

(Heheh, okay, unlike most of the people on this thread, I understand the ironic purpose this thread was made for, but it's still fun to turn it on it's head. )

Originally Posted by The

Universal Mind, why do you keep trying to bring America into this thread about holland? Everybody else here seems to want to talk about holland, not america. So, could you stop being so obsessive about america?

(Heheh, okay, unlike most of the people on this thread, I understand the ironic purpose this thread was made for, but it's still fun to turn it on it's head. )
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Did I say America? I meant to say that Holland single handedly drove the Nazis out of Western Europe. Don't mess with Holland.

Originally Posted by Universal

Did I say America? I meant to say that Holland single handedly drove the Nazis out of Western Europe. Don't mess with Holland.
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Holland AND LUXEMBOURG! Don't forget luxembourg. Those luxembourgians make f%$& good chocolate. They used it to poison the nazis.

Universal Mind....

America enter the Великая Отечественная Война (ww2 you say), only when Germans are losing to us. We fight like 80% of all German Army, only 5.000 km long "front". America did nothing for 3 year while we fight, thank you? America was great allie to us. What American city was destroyed during the war?

If America in our position, with Germans 15 km from Washington, they would have surrender. We fight till last drop of blood.

Oh, Cold War, how you win that? We did not want communism, so what did you do?

Originally Posted by peaches

Universal Mind....

America enter the Великая Отечественная Война (ww2 you say), only when Germans are losing to us. We fight like 80% of all German Army, only 5.000 km long "front". America did nothing for 3 year while we fight, thank you? America was great allie to us. What American city was destroyed during the war?

If America in our position, with Germans 15 km from Washington, they would have surrender. We fight till last drop of blood.

Oh, Cold War, how you win that? We did not want communism, so what did you do?
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I don't know the point of a lot of that, other than to downgrade the United States on a bunch of off topic points. Hindsight says we should have joined the war earlier, but we are cautious about jumping into other people's wars. Sometimes we have to do it, but it is not something we enjoy. When things got serious enough, we joined in and HELPED YOU. You're welcome. Now, I said 1.1 million Americans were either killed or injured in World War II. That is something to be appreciated, PERIOD. You have not countered that point. I know you had your country invaded and lost a lot more than we did, but that is beside the point. You so far have deliberately expressed that the United States did nothing. That is an ungrateful lie. We made things much easier for you in Western Europe by allowing you to not have to worry about that front. Hitler was taking over countries like banks and getting more and more powerful. In time, he would have taken over Russia too, had we not helped. Again, you are welcome.

As for the Cold War, you can't tell me that the Soviet government did not want communism. They wanted to spread it everywhere. I never made the claim that we did something to hurt the Soviet civilians, and such a thing would not be something I would like or feel proud of. I think we saved your country by winning the Cold War. How do you like freedom? You are welcome.

Some statistics.

Wow! I surely had never realized the incredible importance of Holland

As To WWII, I just want to point out - and mind, I'm surely not trying to "downgrade" the US, which were certainly of much help during the conflict - that the States were not exactly "jumping into other people's war". If I recall correctly, you were attacked by the Japanese and declared war on Japan on December 8th 1941. That made Germany declare war on the United States of America on December 11th. Granted, before that the American government was already giving other kind of support to the allies in Europe, but you didn't actually enter the war till then. Just thought I'd point that out

My country actually didn't care who won the war . We were neutral, but more than that, we were actually pretty friendly to both sides. LOL Either way was good for us

Yeah I hear the Dutch are pretty Pissed off! They want a Disney World in thier Country just like us. But you know what? They just want to get Mickey there so that they can beat him to a pulp. I know how drug addicts act. Mickey isn't going to fall for the Oky- doke. But I vote to put a Disney World in Holland and I'm not talking about a Disney World like that awesome Magic Kingdom we have here in the States, No way buddy, Holland needs a little more Less Small World and more of the Kinda Disney World that would better suit the Dutch. Imagine if you will. DISNEY AMSTERDAM. Not bad. Not bad at all. They could have Strung out Mickey. and the Disney Castle would have Huge Parties and people doing drugs inside that will never cease to end. The Lion King Theme would be there as well. PRIDE ROCK! Not the pride rock in Disney But a jungle type enviorment where people could go to smoke crack rock and do Mushrooms. Now that's the Kinda Disney World the Dutch could relate to. Give it less than a month and the entire place will be in ruins, the castle would be on fire constantly all the Disney Characters would be in Rehab. And they would all pick up some kind of funny Accent' and using words like Tot ziens, Dank u we, and Hallo!

I never see this behavior in Holland.... They are not drug addikts...

Try harder, your post was as unsuccesful like your vice presidents last hunting trip.

I think the topic is good for the americans, they have search wikipedia to learn about holland. They may even now, be able to point to it on a map.

Originally Posted by peaches

I never see this behavior in Holland.... They are not drug addikts...

Try harder, your post was as unsuccesful like your vice presidents last hunting trip.

I think the topic is good for the americans, they have search wikipedia to learn about holland. They may even now, be able to point to it on a map.
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Please you got to be kidding me! You know damn well Amsterdam is mostly known for being extremely drug infested. Besides I didn't search for anything online about Holland I still don't know a great deal about it. And don't care to learn about Holland I know this for sure, they want a Disney World. My information is sourced from someone who used to live in Holland and decieded to move to a Real Country the Good Ole' U.S. of A! The Red White and Blue Baby!

Originally Posted by Ne

Please you got to be kidding me! You know damn well Amsterdam is mostly known for being extremely drug infested. Besides I didn't search for anything online about Holland I still don't know a great deal about it. And don't care to learn about Holland I know this for sure, they want a Disney World. My information is sourced from someone who used to live in Holland and decieded to move to a Real Country the Good Ole' U.S. of A! The Red White and Blue Baby!
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Ne-yo, this topic is in Philosophy, not in senceless banter.

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Amsterdam is the capital of one of the few countries with legalised soft drugs, so it attackts alot of tourist. For a capital, Amsterdam isn't any more voilent or anything then other big cities, in other extremly close-minded drug policies.

Originally Posted by Neruo

Ne-yo, this topic is in Philosophy, not in senceless banter.
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Yeah you're right I went a little off topic, my bad.