You may have heard of “The Secret”, a fairly recent film promoting ‘The Law of Attraction’. Here is a quote from the official website:
“One spring day towards the end of 2004, Rhonda Byrne discovered a secret - the secret laws and principles of the universe… It seemed to Rhonda that almost no-one knew the things that she had discovered, even though the concepts could be found in almost every religion and field of human endeavour throughout history… And on that spring day in 2004, when a small, old book called The Science of Getting Rich was put into her hands, and Rhonda's whole life suddenly pulled into spectacular focus, she knew exactly what her mission was to become.”
Now if you’re a normal, rational person, this quote should seem completely nonsensical to you. According to the above, Rhonda discovered “the secret laws and principles of the universe”, a feat perhaps only accomplished by ancient sages and saints such as Jesus Christ or Siddhartha Gautama. And what is she doing with this newfound knowledge? Making shitty self-help films.
It occurred to Rhonda that “almost no-one knew the things that she had discovered”. However, it seems that her sudden revelation happened due to this ‘ancient text’, The Science of Getting Rich. Theoretically, anyone who read this book would suddenly understand the mystical secrets of the universe. However, it would seem that Rhonda was the only one. Why? I submit that this is because she is a pompous asshat who has rearranged basic life concepts and classic ‘bitchy eletist schoolgirl tactics’ into a terrifyingly cinematic production that is solely for the purpose of making lots of cash.
The website divulges almost no information about “The Secret”, so I decided to look it up on the almighty Wikipedia. Once a given person buys “The Secret”, it is revealed to be complete bullshit. Obviously, this is why the website tells you nothing but vague and hollow promises. This is what I have called the ‘bitchy eletist schoolgirl tactics’, because all the people behind “The Secret” are doing is making false claims about their secret club for money.
The main idea of “The Secret” is the ‘Law of Attraction’. My bullshit detector is already going off, because we know that such a terrible film certainly cannot be based on a real scientific ‘Law’. But let’s continue anyhow. The Law of Attraction states “you get what you think about; your thoughts determine your experience." On a basic level, this is very well known. If you think “I’m going to try my best to win this baseball game”, you are more likely to succeed than if you think “Oh man, I suck at baseball, I’ll never win this game”. Duh. I don’t even need to go into more detail. You know this already. However, the idea that someone would make a film about this, and sell it to people, is apalling. The grotesque overexaggerations promoted in the film only make things worse. Some of the ideas asserted by the movie and the people on the community forums are absolutely ludicrous, no less ridiculous than ‘magic’. They take the basic principle of optimism and turn it into some kind of obnoxious magic ritual. “You want to win the lottery? Just sit there and stare at your ticket, thinking about how you’re destined to win, and bam! You win the lottery! It’s that simple!” Of course, the five-zillion people who didn’t win the lottery delude themselves into thinking this still works, while the one guy who does happento win the lottery is displayed as a prime example of “The Secret” in action. The whole idea is based on self-delusion and pathetic wishful thinking. Oh, you didn’t win the lottery? Your Ex-Husband didn’t get back together with you? But you got to sit in just the spot you wanted in Yoga class, because you thought positively about it! The Secret works! All hail The Secret!
Of course, the creators of “The Secret” try to pass it off as a scientific principle. Their website and movie is full of bullshit references to Quantum Physics and such. Of course nobody understands Quantum Physics, so nobody’s going to complain. If Quantum Physics actually allows a person’s pathetic wishful thoughts to physically change the atomic structure of a lottery ticket, I will eat my hat.
In conclusion, don’t bother buying this movie. If you’ve already subscribed to this Psuedo-Philosophy, please give me your address so I can kick you in the face.
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