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      Top 10 Creationist Arguments

      This is awesome. It gets right to the point and quickly tears apart the major creationist arguments, all of which have shown up repeatedly in this forum.

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      Does it include the one about the banana? Where they suggest due to the ergonomic fit of a banana in our hand, that God must've deemed it so....and yet, they've clearly not seen what an uncultivated banana looks like.

      And it's obviously going to include the 'eye is like a complex watch'.

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      Just watched it - not bad until they counter some creationist arguments with the 'appeal to authority' fallacy themselves.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Wolfwood View Post
      Does it include the one about the banana? Where they suggest due to the ergonomic fit of a banana in our hand, that God must've deemed it so....and yet, they've clearly not seen what an uncultivated banana looks like.

      And it's obviously going to include the 'eye is like a complex watch'.
      The complex eye argument is in there, but Ray Comfort's banana is not. The banana argument is not one of the most common ones, but I think it should make the top 10 funniest creationist arguments ever. I think the argument about ants not growing in peanut butter over night is the #1 funniest creationist argument of all time.

      Peanut Butter, The Atheist&#39;s Nightmare! - YouTube

      It's as if some comedians got together to make a YouTube video that would get a lot of hits. I actually question whether that is what happened.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      The complex eye argument is in there, but Ray Comfort's banana is not. The banana argument is not one of the most common ones, but I think it should make the top 10 funniest creationist arguments ever. I think the argument about ants not growing in peanut butter over night is the #1 funniest creationist argument of all time.

      Peanut Butter, The Atheist&#39;s Nightmare! - YouTube

      It's as if some comedians got together to make a YouTube video that would get a lot of hits. I actually question whether that is what happened.
      lmao, that surely can't be real.

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      Oh no, when he opened that jar of peanut butter, there was no new life in it! Aargh! The whole theory of evolution is foiled!

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      Suppose there really was a previously non-existant species of prokaryote inside that peanut butter, which he subsequently ate and destroyed, rendering extinct the undiscovered species. We are forced to consider the possibility that we are dealing with a genocidal maniac here.

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      I think the award for funniest goes to the crocoduck:

      Yep, that's Kirk Cameron...

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      Wait a minute... scientists have not found any transitional species... except for species displaying wide genetic drift until environment circumstances bottle neck and remove disadvantageous variations or one supremely advantageous variation spreads through the species.

      But that's all horse shit, otherwise we would have found a crocoduck. I mean obviously evolution isn't real or we'd have to deal with things like pesticide resistant insects and new strains of diseases.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.


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      How about the giraffe.....a cross between a camel and a leopard? It should be the Cameopard! lol. Aside from the absurdity of his claim, we also don't classify an organism based on the fact it looks like other organisms.

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