To all Muslims on DreamViews (if there are any)

[Empedocles]

Nope, this isn't any of those common and disrespectful anti-Muslim or anti-Religion rants. The month of Ramadan starts now, so I wish all Muslims here a happy Ramadan, and happy fasting. Best wishes, Jakob

[IAmCoder]

There were two Christian men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed in a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed, but wandered through the hot desert looking for food and water. They were about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden they could see a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then Adam said ''Muslims will be there. They might help us if we say we are muslim.'' Then Jack said ''No way, I won't say I'm muslim, I'm gonna be honest''. So Adam and Jack went to the Mosque and were greeted by an Arab Muslim, who asked what their names were. Jack said 'My name is Jack'. Adam thought of a Muslim name and said, 'My name is Muhammed'. The Arab man said 'Hello Jack.' And told some other men to take Jack and give him food and drink. Then he turned to Adam and said, 'Salaam Muhammed. Ramadan Mubarak!' (Hello Muhammad, Happy Ramadhan)

[fOrceez]

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