Can I Just Pretend to be an Atheist and Still Go To Heaven

I feel like there are just more opportunities for jokes, and also more people who would laugh at those jokes for atheists. In reality I'm a Catholic, but what do we have? "What do you say when an atheist sneezes"? That's fucking lame.

Can I just pretend to be an atheist in public for the jokes, or will that still get me to hell?

I can never tell if you're serious or not.

I'm very serious.

He isn't, and has been trolling with these types of threads for a while now. I don't mind though, since they're funny. And that's how I know he's an atheist. :)

Well do you strictly follow what the catholic church teaches or do you believe in your own form (so to say). Also why should you be ashamed of being catholic, if everyone is athiest the jokes will no longer be funny.

Why the fuck would you want to go to Heaven? Join us atheists in Hell, that's where the party's at!

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Originally Posted by dutchraptor

Well do you strictly follow what the catholic church teaches or do you believe in your own form (so to say). Also why should you be ashamed of being catholic, if everyone is athiest the jokes will no longer be funny.

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I'm not ashamed of being Catholic it's just that there's nothing funny to say when you're a Catholic so I think I could be funnier if I pretended to be an atheist, but I'm worried I might go to Hell if I do that.

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Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper

Why the fuck would you want to go to Heaven? Join us atheists in Hell, that's where the party's at!

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I'll pray for you.

Yes.

I think as long as you eat your Jesus and tell a priest you're sorry on a regular basis, you're all good.

No, you go to pretend Hell.

Pretend hell is so lame though. Can't I just pretend to go to pretend hell?

I go where i want. Not to some made up places.

Dis thread...

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Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia

I feel like there are just more opportunities for jokes, and also more people who would laugh at those jokes for atheists. In reality I'm a Catholic, but what do we have? "What do you say when an atheist sneezes"? That's fucking lame.

Can I just pretend to be an atheist in public for the jokes, or will that still get me to hell?

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You actually believe the Bible? Sounds crazy.

P.S. Funny thing to say to Catholics.

So how about those child molesting priests?

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Originally Posted by DeathCell

You actually believe the Bible? Sounds crazy.

P.S. Funny thing to say to Catholics.

So how about those child molesting priests?

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Have fun with Satan's pitchfork up your rectum, heretic.

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Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia

Have fun with Satan's pitchfork up your rectum, heretic.

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While the Child Molesting priests get their seat at the right hand of God right?

Lying's a sin, boy.

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Originally Posted by Sornaensis

Lying's a sin, boy.

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It's okay, I live right across the street from the church.

I can confess any time I want!

Why would you go anywhere but Heaven. I'm pretty sure Christians all believe the fact that God forgives everything, and a large amount of Christian do not believe in hell. Why would an all-forgiving god send someone to a place they don't want to go...?

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Originally Posted by L4xord

Why would you go anywhere but Heaven. I'm pretty sure Christians all believe the fact that God forgives everything, and a large amount of Christian do not believe in hell. Why would an all-forgiving god send someone to a place they don't want to go...?

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Because you touch yourself at night.