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    Thread: Can I Just Pretend to be an Atheist and Still Go To Heaven

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      Can I Just Pretend to be an Atheist and Still Go To Heaven

      I feel like there are just more opportunities for jokes, and also more people who would laugh at those jokes for atheists. In reality I'm a Catholic, but what do we have? "What do you say when an atheist sneezes"? That's fucking lame.

      Can I just pretend to be an atheist in public for the jokes, or will that still get me to hell?
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      I'm very serious.

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      He isn't, and has been trolling with these types of threads for a while now. I don't mind though, since they're funny. And that's how I know he's an atheist.

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      Well do you strictly follow what the catholic church teaches or do you believe in your own form (so to say). Also why should you be ashamed of being catholic, if everyone is athiest the jokes will no longer be funny.

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      Why the fuck would you want to go to Heaven? Join us atheists in Hell, that's where the party's at!


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      Quote Originally Posted by dutchraptor View Post
      Well do you strictly follow what the catholic church teaches or do you believe in your own form (so to say). Also why should you be ashamed of being catholic, if everyone is athiest the jokes will no longer be funny.
      I'm not ashamed of being Catholic it's just that there's nothing funny to say when you're a Catholic so I think I could be funnier if I pretended to be an atheist, but I'm worried I might go to Hell if I do that.

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      Why the fuck would you want to go to Heaven? Join us atheists in Hell, that's where the party's at!

      I'll pray for you.

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      Yes.

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      No, you go to pretend Hell.

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      Pretend hell is so lame though. Can't I just pretend to go to pretend hell?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia View Post
      I feel like there are just more opportunities for jokes, and also more people who would laugh at those jokes for atheists. In reality I'm a Catholic, but what do we have? "What do you say when an atheist sneezes"? That's fucking lame.

      Can I just pretend to be an atheist in public for the jokes, or will that still get me to hell?
      You actually believe the Bible? Sounds crazy.

      P.S. Funny thing to say to Catholics.

      So how about those child molesting priests?
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      This was that cult, and the prisoners said it had always existed and always would exist, hidden in distant wastes and dark places all over the world until the time when the great priest Cthulhu, from his dark house in the mighty city of R'lyeh under the waters, should rise and bring the earth again beneath his sway.

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      Quote Originally Posted by DeathCell View Post
      You actually believe the Bible? Sounds crazy.

      P.S. Funny thing to say to Catholics.

      So how about those child molesting priests?
      Have fun with Satan's pitchfork up your rectum, heretic.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia View Post
      Have fun with Satan's pitchfork up your rectum, heretic.
      While the Child Molesting priests get their seat at the right hand of God right?
      This was that cult, and the prisoners said it had always existed and always would exist, hidden in distant wastes and dark places all over the world until the time when the great priest Cthulhu, from his dark house in the mighty city of R'lyeh under the waters, should rise and bring the earth again beneath his sway.

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      Lying's a sin, boy.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Sornaensis View Post
      Lying's a sin, boy.
      It's okay, I live right across the street from the church.

      I can confess any time I want!

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      Why would you go anywhere but Heaven. I'm pretty sure Christians all believe the fact that God forgives everything, and a large amount of Christian do not believe in hell. Why would an all-forgiving god send someone to a place they don't want to go...?

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      Quote Originally Posted by L4xord View Post
      Why would you go anywhere but Heaven. I'm pretty sure Christians all believe the fact that God forgives everything, and a large amount of Christian do not believe in hell. Why would an all-forgiving god send someone to a place they don't want to go...?
      Because you touch yourself at night.

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