Thread: The Illuminati's plan to wipe out Christianity is very close now

Glad I'm an atheist.

I don't really believe in the whole Illuminati deal; but I can tell you that nobody is being prosecuted in Egypt.

The 10 million Coptic Christians living in Egypt have lived side by side for centuries, and a few extremists from both sides isn't going to change that.

If there is an Illuminati, I don't think they have much of a problem with Christianity. The most popular religion in the U.S. by far is Christianity, and it is in the government and laws way too much for me to think that ultra-controlling puppet masters behind the scenes hate it. Our leaders could easily come together and get Christianity off government buildings, coins, legislative and Congressional prayers, the Pledge of Allegience, and the words of politicians. That has not happened.

As a member of the Illuminati and dedicated Satanist, I can confirm that we are, indeed, planning an impending invasion of the Christian World using the Muslim Brotherhood to override Christian values of freedom and replace them with Sharia Law. I know what you're thinking, But if you want to override American Freedom why did the Free Masons found the nation in the first place? The answer is that after Martin Luther, control over the mob using religion was starting to get away from us, so we decided to fully back the religious freedom movement and maintain our own popular support by fighting for the rights of the common man. This was all a ploy so that we could slowly weaken the resolve of the people. The invention of television allowed this process is to accelerate. From our Hollywood Beach Houses, we marveled at how easily a once fierce and proud people's will was reduced to soft, malleable goo. We quickly realized the time was upon us to homogenize and dominate the world's beliefs once again and Islam, famous for its dedicated to Satan in ways only old Catholicism could match, was the perfect instrument.

After we have forcefully converted everyone to a homosexualized version of Islam you will all receive complimentary, laminated I.D. cards so please have a flattering photo of yourself ready or we will be forced to instagram one then, and we know how many selfies it takes to make you look good, well multiple that by ten if you're wearing a hijab. Should be a fun invasion, we hope you look forward to it and Allah Akbar.

That explains some things. I have believed ever since the Abu-Ghraib war prison scandal that there is a plot by the CIA to turn Islam into a gay religion. The CIA did photo shoots with nude Iraqi models and advertised gay Islam to the masses. They used sex appeal to push their agenda because sex appeal is extremely influential, especially in formations of gay religions. The next time I see an A Rab wearing something on his head I don't like, I'm going to say, "Hey! Get out of here, you queer!" If there's anything Jesus hates, it's a damn queer. He used to beat the shit out of them at church.

It's already sinfully tolerant against homosexualism, ie satan's butt plug, as you can easily tell by its flamboyant culture.

Originally Posted by Original Poster

As a member of the Christian Brotherhood, I know what you're thinking. The invention of soft, malleable goo. We dominate Satan in a flattering hijab. Should be a fun invasion.

I couldn't agree more.