the location of God's penis
It's Friday night, and I just had a Friday night thought. After revealing the truth of God's creation to some of my friends, I decided to let y'all be the next to know...
God is absolutely everywhere, right? And he is a man, right? So he has a penis, right? Okay. ALL of God is everywhere, and not like his hand here and his foot over there, right? All of God is everywhere. Therefore, his penis is up your ass. Right? And his balls are in your mouth.
Now, his penis is up your ass, while at the same time, it is in Britney Spears' vagina. So when you meet Britney Spears, you can truthfully tell her, "Something that is up my ass is also in your vagina." I say write her a letter. :D