Not again....

Stash the cigarettes and hide the beer.
The Lady Missionaries are here.

Standing on the doorstep, cluthing their purse.
Ready to condemn you, by chapter and verse.

Come to instruct you, advise, and to teach,
Or is it to condemn, find fault, and to preach?

Today, it's the sweetness that makes you puke.
Tomorrow, harsh words and a stinging rebuke.

Something I learned from my sainted old pappy:
Be careful of those who would feign make you happy.

"Do unto others", they tell you, 'tis true.
Forgetting that charity all starts with you.

Fantastic poem, something we have all experienced.

I havent I have only ever had a johovas witness to the door and he went quite quicky when I said if he didn't go I would show him what hell was really like

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Originally posted by Ancient Of Days
Stash the cigarettes and hide the beer.
The Lady Missionaries are here.

Standing on the doorstep, cluthing their purse.
Ready to condemn you, by chapter and verse.

Come to instruct you, advise, and to teach,
Or is it to condemn, find fault, and to preach?

Today, it's the sweetness that makes you puke.
Tomorrow, harsh words and a stinging rebuke.

Something I learned from my sainted old pappy:
Be careful of those who would feign make you happy.

"Do unto others", they tell you, 'tis true.
Forgetting that charity all starts with you.

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Why are you complaining if you have actually gotten up and answered the door.

People who allow missionaries into their homes MUST have some serious shortfall in their lives or they would have slammed the door in those pious faces. Or, without being rude, one can say "I have a perfectly good Religion, thank you" and then close the door gently in their pious faces.

But to allow them into your home and then complain when they point out all the reasons behind the emptiness that invited them in... well, it is silly. More Atheist silliness...

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I havent I have only ever had a johovas witness to the door and he went quite quicky when I said if he didn't go I would show him what hell was really like

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Sorry I'm not there to experience it first hand, but could you give it to me in a nutshell?

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Sorry I'm not there to experience it first hand, but could you give it to me in a nutshell?

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Its his bathroom. the last time it was cleaned was two years ago when he moved in.