Shit, I think I will have to enter a religious building for the second time in my life. I can collect enemy intel, what do you guys need? |
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I should be floating, but I'm weighted by thinking
Try to look innocent and act like you don't know the difference between right and wrong to win the trust of the priest. |
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Some are born to sweet deleight
Some are born to endless night
Ooh! Ooh! Fall to the floor and start speaking in tongues. That always stirs up a ruckus. |
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"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."
-Mitch Hedberg
Kaeli's Dream Journal
The recipe for Jesus crackers. |
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Exactly! |
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After church, ask the preacher who created God. He will explain that God does not need a creator because of blah blah blah, at which point you should ask him, "Oh, something can not require a creator because of blah blah blah?" Then see how far you can get him to go in that argument, but act innocent and confused the whole time. I would love to know what he has to say in that discussion. |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
That conversation always has a point where the creationist stops answering questions. I think a preacher might feel more pressure to keep going. I am very curious to know how far that conversation can go, but you are probably right. I think we may have seen the dead end of that conversation. |
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
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