The Evil Atheist Conspiracy

http://evilatheistconspiracy.com/

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The evil Atheist conspiracy — a shadowy, diabolic organization of the godless that has infiltrated all the world's power structures and is gradually tightening its hold in preparation for the day when it will strike, conquer the planet itself and exterminate all things good, right and holy once and for all.

It doesn't exist.

That's the most important thing to keep in mind when discussing the evil Atheist conspiracy (or eAc as its members call it, that is, if it had any members, which it doesn't, since it doesn't really exist). In fact, you can probably just disregard that first paragraph altogether.

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As an evil atheist, I promise to perpetuate the conspiracy of biological evolution, to suppress the evidence for the existence of an omnipotent god, and to further the cause of Satanism. I will abuse any authority I may come to have by openly promoting the irrational faith of evolution as scientific fact and theory. In addition, I vow to take every opportunity to conceal the more than ample evidence for the existence of god. Finally, I will ridicule the church, the clergy and all those freethinking parishioners who have seen past the hoax of evolution, by characterising them as mindless sheep who are deluded and weak. In all facets of life, whether spoken, written, or believed, I will uphold this oath. For I am not just an evil atheist, but a humble servant of Satan.

...........And your point is?

It's funny.

I especially liked the idea of an anti-rapture helmet, fully tested in a simulated rapture. ;)

Who came up with that conspiracy crap?

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Originally Posted by MrDoom

http://evilatheistconspiracy.com/



As an evil atheist, I promise to perpetuate the conspiracy of biological evolution, to suppress the evidence for the existence of an omnipotent god, and to further the cause of Satanism. I will abuse any authority I may come to have by openly promoting the irrational faith of evolution as scientific fact and theory. In addition, I vow to take every opportunity to conceal the more than ample evidence for the existence of god. Finally, I will ridicule the church, the clergy and all those freethinking parishioners who have seen past the hoax of evolution, by characterising them as mindless sheep who are deluded and weak. In all facets of life, whether spoken, written, or believed, I will uphold this oath. For I am not just an evil atheist, but a humble servant of Satan.

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Whoop-de-doo; well I'll put on a chicken.

I found it chuckle-worthy

How many threads about how atheists don't believe in god. OK! We get it! You don't believe in God! Whoop de doo! I know you probably think that this is some radical new revolutionary concept but I got news for you: it is like someone going to all the forums and saying: "have you heard?! Santa Claus isn't real!" In every post. And pointing out in very much detail how you don't believe Santa Claus doesn't exist but you don't believe he does! Wow! I don't get it! (sarcasm).
But I guess I am ranting. I am burnt out, I need some sleep. You posted it in the right place. I'm going to go have a drink. It is fucking HOT out here.

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Originally Posted by MrDoom

As an evil atheist, I promise to perpetuate the conspiracy of biological evolution, to suppress the evidence for the existence of an omnipotent god, and to further the cause of Satanism. I will abuse any authority I may come to have by openly promoting the irrational faith of evolution as scientific fact and theory. In addition, I vow to take every opportunity to conceal the more than ample evidence for the existence of god. Finally, I will ridicule the church, the clergy and all those freethinking parishioners who have seen past the hoax of evolution, by characterising them as mindless sheep who are deluded and weak. In all facets of life, whether spoken, written, or believed, I will uphold this oath. For I am not just an evil atheist, but a humble servant of Satan.

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Amen

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Originally Posted by Dannon Oneironaut

I know you probably think that this is some radical new revolutionary concept but I got news for you: it is like someone going to all the forums and saying: "have you heard?! Santa Claus isn't real!" In every post. And pointing out in very much detail how you don't believe Santa Claus doesn't exist but you don't believe he does! Wow! I don't get it! (sarcasm).

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I think you'd find that most here who you're railing against would be rather amused at the aptness of your analogy and also that they're aware that atheism is ancient beyond any religion.

Well I think that before science more people were superstitious and believed in all kinds of wierd things. But I am sure there were atheists since there were theists. They go hand in hand and define each other.

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Originally Posted by Dannon Oneironaut

They go hand in hand and define each other.

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The terms do, but not the stances. A-theism: without theism. The definition of theism is required to define atheism, but theism itself is not required for atheism to exist.

This reminds me of this guy. http://tencommandments.org/ in the exposing the atheist one.
Seriously this dude scares me. 0.o See the justice watch one. Pretty much every verdict is death. Jesus loves you ^__^ NOW BURNNNN!!!!!

Are people discussing the existence of God in a religion forum again? You should stop it. Religion has no significant effect on society. Why do you pick a religion forum of all places to talk about whether religion has substance? Take it to a golf web site.

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Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Are people discussing the existence of God in a religion forum again? You should stop it. Religion has no significant effect on society. Why do you pick a religion forum of all places to talk about whether religion has substance? Take it to a golf web site.

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Golf is proof that God is real because it (golf) was obviously created by the Christian Devil.

Lol I just found this and I thought of this thread. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=30009
Yea seriouslly these people scare me. "Are you going to let athesist breathe the same air you do?" I mean really. 0.o I mean, to think theres are people that can not like a certain group of people soooo much for just a belief. I mean, this is like extreme racism only with a different minority. "We learn from history that we do not learn from history"
I mean, I can't think of any group of people that would disgust me so much just for thier beliefs, (I mean if they actually went out and killed people for whatever belief they had then it would disgust me a bit), but I mean, this video is definitly a WTF moment. I mean serousily "When I found out she was an atheist, talk about throwing 13 years of friendship right out the window". I mean 0.o Ok I am definitly rambling... But seriously speaking of if God is real or not should it matter in this case? I don't believe in the Almighty Grand Lord Toad of the Underworld but I don't dislike people who do. I mean, seriously 0.o This lady scares me. Err yea, just a bit of a rambling moment... in fact this is very psychological like. Whats the specific catagory for how people see others and themselves? Cognitive? Maybe humaninistic, at least for the seeing yourself part. Anyway I'm pretty sure people like her is a very very very small minority. Just hope I don't see seperate bathrooms for theists and atheists anytime soon. :-P

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Originally Posted by justme

Lol I just found this and I thought of this thread. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=30009
Yea seriouslly these people scare me. "Are you going to let athesist breathe the same air you do?" I mean really. 0.o I mean, to think theres are people that can not like a certain group of people soooo much for just a belief. I mean, this is like extreme racism only with a different minority. "We learn from history that we do not learn from history"
I mean, I can't think of any group of people that would disgust me so much just for thier beliefs, (I mean if they actually went out and killed people for whatever belief they had then it would disgust me a bit), but I mean, this video is definitly a WTF moment. I mean serousily "When I found out she was an atheist, talk about throwing 13 years of friendship right out the window". I mean 0.o Ok I am definitly rambling... But seriously speaking of if God is real or not should it matter in this case? I don't believe in the Almighty Grand Lord Toad of the Underworld but I don't dislike people who do. I mean, seriously 0.o This lady scares me. Err yea, just a bit of a rambling moment... in fact this is very psychological like. Whats the specific catagory for how people see others and themselves? Cognitive? Maybe humaninistic, at least for the seeing yourself part. Anyway I'm pretty sure people like her is a very very very small minority. Just hope I don't see seperate bathrooms for theists and atheists anytime soon. :-P

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I am a complete dumbass... heres the youtube video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=q6IOcVIDAMA) I guess it was made someone as a satire... :oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::o ops::oops::bang::bang::bang::bang::embarrassed: