Hijab makes you look shitty
One thing that has always bothered me with Islam (apart from the usual things) is the fact that women wear ugly pieces of cloth commonly referred to as hijab. This shit is just god-awful to look at. 95% of the time it makes you look like a stuck-up bitch in her menopause even if you just started out growing pubes. Apart from that, how am I to tell what kind of trashy excuse for hair they might have coming out of their scalp? What, is it going to be red, blond or are they carrying some monstrous form of hair loss around with them? Either way, with that shit on your head, I don't think I'd dare to want to know.
Now I'm not even talking about the political implications of having all women wearing clothing to cover their head. This is purely aesthetic: It's fucking ugly and I'd never bone you, even if you were an atheist.
Just look at this:
http://www.robink.ca/blog/wp-content...7/08/hijab.jpg
What, were you just released from hospital or something?
http://images.jupiterimages.com/comm...7/23436732.jpg
Doctor: "The process of bainwashing you into Islam is almost complete. - Congratulations."
Patient: "How long do I have wear this bandage on my head?"
Doctor: "It's part of the religion."
Patient: :shock:
And look at how depressed and angry she is. That's the exact facial expression I'd be wearing if I had to cover my head in what looks like a table cloth bought on an Arabic flea market - thoroughly pissed off.
Now, to be fair, there are some exceptions to be made. First of all, if it makes you look more like a hippie than a Muslim, that's acceptable, provided you shower at least twice a week and before sex.
http://www.starnet.com.eg/Dochtm/nan.../nanees-63.jpg
Also, let us not confuse the mutilation of female beauty that is the Muslim headscarf with the bandana.
Much like the hijab, it gives off a distinct sense of not having washed your hair anytime recently, but at least you get to look like a pirate.
http://images.inmagine.com/img/goods...4/gs214045.jpg
You see that in her eyes? "Yaaarrrr, I'm coming for your hidden treasures (and your cock too)."
And now onto the final comment - I will keep it concise and to the point.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/43...bd28d3.jpg?v=0
"A woman's right to choose"?
More like a woman's right to look like a time traveling sack of shit. Just don't go complaining to me if you don't get any hard atheist dick for you to chew on. Oh, and keep that shit out of class rooms as well, seriously now. It's bad enough as it is.