Thread: Ouija boards

Originally Posted by dream kitten

I just can't believe a portal to the spirit world can be purchased for under $20 at a toy store.

Then why are you afraid of it?

Ouija boards are fake.

How Ouija boards work
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideomotor

Penn and Teller Proving they are bull
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te38JDLNCGA

Welcome to reality They are fun though after a few beers.

Believing some random video of people trying to explain something is just like believing the Bible literally.

Originally Posted by dream kitten

Believing some random video of people trying to explain something is just like believing the Bible literally.

Please explain in detail and cite references! ^____^

After saying this

Originally Posted by dream kitten

I've heard lots of bad stories and don't want my place to be haunted......... Still seems risky though.

I really don't think you have any right to qualify the 'beliefs' of others.

Originally Posted by Alextanium

After saying this



I really don't think you have any right to qualify the 'beliefs' of others.

A few loose screws ^__^? Screws screws screws...

Well one time on my friends fourteenth birthday party we tried one because she recieved it as a birthday gift. The only sources of light we had in the basement were the fact that it glows in the dark, and a strobe light. We asked if anyone wanted to talk to us a few times, and then all of a sudden the blinds fell right off the window and almost hit us. 4 people fell right on me screaming.

~lol@thread~

Maybe I have a few loose screws. But who are any of you to decide that anyway right? Just because you don't believe in it, doesn't mean it's not real. But ok whatever. If you don't believe it, draw one out right now on a piece of notebook paper and ask for a spirit to come. Maybe try to anger it.

Originally Posted by dream kitten

Maybe I have a few loose screws. But who are any of you to decide that anyway right? Just because you don't believe in it, doesn't mean it's not real. But ok whatever. If you don't believe it, draw one out right now on a piece of notebook paper and ask for a spirit to come. Maybe try to anger it.

Send me a link to a printable one. Making it myself is too much effort.

Lolz at penn and T's code word (bull shit?)

I'll tell the ghost to kiss my white ass when I make it. Then I'll make fun of it for being dead while I'm alive.

Why should one need a piece of cardboard and plastic to summon a spirit if it's even possible? Further more, what's the spirit going to do to me? It's not like it can use it's non-existent physical hands to move something and bash my head to a bloody pulp. It will have to sit there and cry like a school girl.

Ouija board fails.

Always try to trust your feelings for anything you ever do, then you won't have to live with much regret for what might have been.

lol! My favorite experience with a Ouija board was when my wife, Rakjavik, Captain Devious, and I were drinking and calling spirits and we tried to piss "it" off. We succeeded and the planchett (sp?) started spinning around the board extremely fast (obviously our hands were on it). Kind of creepy, but was pretty fun. But like Rak said, it's the ideomotor effect; there are no spirits hanging around waiting to be called by people.

So I guess that means we were pissing off ourselves???

good times.

Originally Posted by Needcatscan

lol! My favorite experience with a Ouija board was when my wife, Rakjavik, Captain Devious, and I were drinking and calling spirits and we tried to piss "it" off. We succeeded and the planchett (sp?) started spinning around the board extremely fast (obviously our hands were on it). Kind of creepy, but was pretty fun. But like Rak said, it's the ideomotor effect; there are no spirits hanging around waiting to be called by people.

So I guess that means we were pissing off ourselves???

good times.

Eh, I still like it more when we got demons named Ufag and Sega. I've never laughed at a demon so hard in my life. Funny he didn't possess me or anything for making fun of him.....

nooo, ougee boards are totaliez real dogz. they control yur ahndz, like one time, i did own, and i asked the spirit if it waz with me, its spelled RJGHKSLD, which, in an unkown language means, yes i am with you
lol at the penn and teller. *puts it on blank spot"yea" i would have smacked them up side the head.

Originally Posted by dream kitten

I just can't believe a portal to the spirit world can be purchased for under $20 at a toy store.

That is believe they arn't portals to 'the spirit world'. Heck, if you were a spirit or ghost or whatever, would you even care about some kids with a piece of cardboard? It's complete nonsense.

Probably it'll just end up in some kids scaring each other. Either that, or for fun try to spel "penispenispenis" as the answer to every question.

Spoiler for thread:

Ghosts aren't real.

Originally Posted by Neruo

Probably it'll just end up in some kids scaring each other. Either that, or for fun try to spel "penispenispenis" as the answer to every question.

If am ever become a ghost I will SOOOO peruse the living world for people using ouaji boards and spell penis penis penis to every question.

They are just that, a piece of cardboard. I used to play on it all the time, we never used our fingers to move it, we hardly touched it. It was all our subconcsious or w/e. What we wanted to see is what we saw.
Hey, we had some good conversations going, and some bad ones, and some "GTFO F4G" ones.

Originally Posted by LucidFlanders

Hey, we had some good conversations going, and some bad ones, and some "GTFO F4G" ones.

Ghosts are now using internet acronyms now? They must have access to the internets.

Originally Posted by Rakjavik

Ghosts are now using internet acronyms now? They must have access to the internets.

Ghosts just like porn. They just go into random houses (because 1/4 houses at any given time have someone masturbating to porn on the internet, or someone who will soon be masturbating to porn on the internet) and watch the screens, at least the ones who aren't advanced enough to effect physical mater yet. Sometimes they have to be bored with text conversations, and webcam chat.

Originally Posted by dream kitten

Maybe I have a few loose screws. But who are any of you to decide that anyway right? Just because you don't believe in it, doesn't mean it's not real. But ok whatever. If you don't believe it, draw one out right now on a piece of notebook paper and ask for a spirit to come. Maybe try to anger it.

Just because you don't believe in my imaginary flying spaghetti monster doesn't mean it doesn't exist either.

I have tried to anger ouija's boards by swearing and spitting on them, nothing happens, why?

Do this:
- Have you and two friends use the ouija board blindfolded.
- Ask questions outloud.
- Ask another person, not using the ouija, to record answers without reading them outload.

You will find that it makes absolutely no sense.. That is, if you even manage to start moving and stay on the board.

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Originally Posted by O'nus

Just because you don't believe in my imaginary flying spaghetti monster doesn't mean it doesn't exist either.

I have tried to anger ouija's boards by swearing and spitting on them, nothing happens, why?

Do this:
- Have you and two friends use the ouija board blindfolded.
- Ask questions outloud.
- Ask another person, not using the ouija, to record answers without reading them outload.

You will find that it makes absolutely no sense.. That is, if you even manage to start moving and stay on the board.

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Damn, good idea, all blablaboard intrested kids should try that sometime. It's a great do-it-yourself experiment, and it will clearly prove them that blablaboards don't work. Some kids are actually scared of these things, the poor things.