Has god ever smited you for doing something wrong?? With electric bolts and such... |
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Me too |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
God smited me once for not replacing the protective rubber seal on my computer monitor tube before plugging it in. |
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The ability to happily respond to any adversity is the divine.
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God abducted me in third grade. |
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God smited my microwave once when I put a candy bar with an aluminum based wrapper in it. |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
Got smited by a dodgy amp a few months ago. |
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My dog got smited by pepper spray from a cop. |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
I waited. The lights above me blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. I didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. My warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. |
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Today was a half day which fucked up my bathroom schedule (no breaks and shorter time in between classes), I also had to talk with the guidance counselor about getting into a film class but that's not important. Anyway, I'm coming home and I really have to pee, so I figure I'll stop at the church because they have a bathroom. Oh, and it was raining. Anyway, I run up to the door (in the rain) and the door was locked, so I had to drive home (12ish minutes) about to explode. I think that suffices as smiting. |
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Stop acting like an invisible, omnipotent, omniscience, and omnibenevolent fiction character was at fault for a church door being locked. It makes you look hateful and ignorant. |
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Shouldn't it be smitten? |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eP84n-Lvw
Ich brauche keine Waffe.
Ich ermittle ausschließlich mit dem Gehirn!
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My car door smites me all the time, mostly on dry days when I'm wearing clothing made of thick or fuzzy material. |
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I've been smote a few times. |
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no but yesterday in form time, I'm in college, I wandered over to take a random book because we had a stupid one hour class to work on UCAS( applying to Uni in the UK,even though we do it at another time usually and most of us have done it and are waiting for tutors to check em before we send them off). |
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