God Hates Goths dot com

**Idolfan** · 05-08-2009 09:21 PM

http://www.godhatesgoths.com/

It is written here that ALL Goths are in fact Satan worshipping, drug taking, child molesting, self harming potential terrorists.

I need help analysing, is this site genuine or a parody?

On the same site I found these headings:

GOD HATES HARRY POTTER - Explains how J K Rowling is apparantly a which who puts a demon into each one of her books.

GOD HATES RETARDS - Explains how the handicapped are unholy demons who deserve to go back to hell where they belong.

GOD HATES WOMEN - Explains how 'mankind' in the bible means literally man and that 99.9% of women are basically just pieces of shit who will burn in hell forever.

Topped with all that, the author is, 'Reverend Green'.

I have fallen victim to Poe's law before, please don't let me do it again DreamViews.

**dajo** · 05-08-2009 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Idolfan

I need help analysing, is this site genuine or a parody?

Haha. What do you think?

"The greatest threat to today's society is the rise of the gothic subculture. Goth is a sinister and violent subculture obsessed with Satanism, Wicca, Vampirism, BDSM, rape, child abuse, Hitler, bondage, sick sexual perversions, serial killers, death, drugs, self mutilation and other sick practices to vile to mention. Goth's are the Devil's Children. In my opinion, Goths are more dangerous to children than pedophiles" - Rev. R.G. Green

Gets me laughing, I'm a little bit drunk, though...

**Descensus** · 05-08-2009 10:54 PM

/me smells Fred Phelps

**Bonsay** · 05-08-2009 11:42 PM

Why does it matter? But anyway, I think it's real.

Also LOL!

“Before I read Potter I used to go to Church every Sunday. Now I realise Jesus isn’t my true savoir, it is Harry Potter! I want to drink Unicorn’s blood and rape a cat!” Remus Fletcher, age 11

Damn, now I want Harry Potter to be my true savior. Too funny.

**nerve** · 05-09-2009 12:49 AM

HAHA, at the bottom it says "parents enter here/goths enter here" I clicked the goth entrence and it begins w this:

"Dear Loser,"

lmao

"But before you go any further, let's just clear up a few misconceptions you may have about what you really are -

So let's be straight here. Goths are the lowest form of human trash that has ever crawled upon this good clean earth. 'Garbage people' I call them, and I can assure you that is what they are...I rate them as detestable as those worthless cerebal palsy retarded creatures they plant at the entrance to Walmart, to welcome shoppers.
"Duuu... welllcuummm... too... wullmart... Duuuuu...".
Because let's face facts here, they are equally as pathetic and repulsive."

LMAO wow

"If you want to go on being lead around by your nose-rings, then ignore the message of salvation this website offers you. If you want to seek repentance and a new lease of life, that only Jesus Christ can offer you, now is your chance for recovery.

I hope you will find much comfort in the message of hope and inspiration our website offers.

Regards,

Rev RG Green."

haha, I love that. starts with "dear loser" ends w "hope you find comfort/inspiration in our message"

right. :\

**Black_Eagle** · 05-09-2009 01:10 AM

This is the line that causes me to question this site's legitimacy:

Seven children were brutally gunned down by Columbine-inspired Gothic psycho nutbag Pekka-Eric Auvinen, at a school in Tuusula, Southern Finland today, hours after he posted a video on sick Goth website ‘YouTube’ foreshadowing a massacre there.

Is it possible that these people are for real? Are they really THAT out of touch with today's culture to think that YouTube is a gothic website? They can think it's evil all they want, but gothic?

**Sandform** · 05-09-2009 02:11 AM

"WARNING! GOSPEL PREACHING AND CHRISTIAN VALUES AHEAD! "

Well at least they warned me.

**grasshoppa** · 05-09-2009 02:23 AM

God hates everything these days. I wouldn't be surprised if a worldwide flood were to happen again.

**dajo** · 05-09-2009 02:29 AM

man, I bet a lot of things these days, people are getting pissed about, are falling under poe's law.

**Replicon** · 05-10-2009 06:41 PM

Someone who's reasonable might first conclude that godhatesfags.com is a parody too.

**Kromoh** · 05-12-2009 02:06 AM

I am sooo gonna create www.godhateshate.com - because god has always been paradoxic.

**OpheliaBlue** · 05-12-2009 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by Kromoh

I am sooo gonna create www.godhateshate.com - because god has always been paradoxic.

HAHA

hell yeah

**DeathCell** · 05-20-2009 03:26 PM

Has to be a joke making fun of religious fundamentalists and goths at the same time..

Two birds one stone?

**sloth** · 05-20-2009 06:05 PM

I would be willing to wager that it's a joke.
Did you ever see the bonzai kitty website?

Appeared to sell bonzai kitties. Kittens that were given a cathider (sp) and a feeding tube and inserted into a small jar. As they grew, they would form the shape of the jar, and you could just put food in their feeding tube each day.
Made many outraged citizens, but it was all a joke.

**FruitRocks** · 07-13-2009 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by Idolfan

http://www.godhatesgoths.com/

It is written here that ALL Goths are in fact Satan worshipping, drug taking, child molesting, self harming potential terrorists.

I need help analysing, is this site genuine or a parody?

On the same site I found these headings:

GOD HATES HARRY POTTER - Explains how J K Rowling is apparantly a which who puts a demon into each one of her books.

GOD HATES RETARDS - Explains how the handicapped are unholy demons who deserve to go back to hell where they belong.

GOD HATES WOMEN - Explains how 'mankind' in the bible means literally man and that 99.9% of women are basically just pieces of shit who will burn in hell forever.

Topped with all that, the author is, 'Reverend Green'.

I have fallen victim to Poe's law before, please don't let me do it again DreamViews.

lol... god hates harry potter.. no offense but WTF?!!!!! this isn't a real sight. one of my best friends was goth, and he definitely wasn't satan (gave money to charity, did race walks, etc.). that's like me saying bill gates created Apple. 99.9% of women will burn in hell... well what's that other .01%? god's wife?

edit: what's god have to say about Star Wars?

**Keresztanya** · 07-13-2009 05:11 AM

http://godhatesshrimp.com

**The Cusp** · 07-13-2009 06:58 PM

Goth chicks are hot, so if that's true, God must be gay. He can't hate goths and gays.

**Snowy Egypt** · 07-13-2009 07:38 PM

I'm surprised no one thought of highlighting the index page to see what they'd find...

**Xaqaria** · 07-20-2009 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by Kromoh

I am sooo gonna create www.godhateshate.com - because god has always been paradoxic.

I wanted to do www.godhatesgod.com and talk about how he came to earth as a human just to have himself crucified and sent to hell, but some english bitch stole the domain for her crappy blog.

**SpecialInterests** · 07-23-2009 12:13 AM

That's why I love people like George Bush. These are "Christians for stronger nuclear armament." Isn't that great?

**Kromoh** · 07-24-2009 12:01 AM

LUL Xaqaria, that would have rocked. Or, as I now say, that would have metal'd.

**Lucid_boy** · 07-27-2009 02:58 AM

stating what seems to me to be obvious, these types of ignorant hate spreading Christians are neither the majority or right, they miss the whole point of the bibles message.

By the way, the next time people want to trash talk Harry potter, they might not want to make up a name that is ripped from one of the main characters of the series Lol.

**Snowy Egypt** · 07-27-2009 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by Lucid_boy

stating what seems to me to be obvious, these types of ignorant hate spreading Christians are neither the majority or right, they miss the whole point of the bibles message.

By the way, the next time people want to trash talk Harry potter, they might not want to make up a name that is ripped from one of the main characters of the series Lol.

Oh good grief...

Originally Posted by Snowy Egypt

I'm surprised no one thought of highlighting the index page to see what they'd find...