Humorus opening for a speech on Lucid Dreaming
Next Tuesday on September 27, I will be presenting an informative speech on the wonders of Lucid Dreaming. The only problem I am facing is my professor is requiring every student to open with a humorous statement.
I have been thinking on it for a while, and my mind is blank. So I decided to come to you guys for help. Does anyone have a humorus sentence, idea, or story that I can start off my speech with?
Also, could somone explain to me how to pronounce "LaBerge", as I will be mentioning Stephen LaBerge and his research a few times throughout my speech.