Thread: Dream View's Bar

*Blorgulox reads Tsubasa's mind*
Blorgulox: Stop picturing my wife naked Tsubasa...
*Uses Orgazmo skill and Tsubasa drops to the floor*
Blorgulox: heheheheh....

*Suddenly wakes up again*
"Might be heavy water. Or some acid. Then again it might just be normal water after all. You can never be sure"
*Looks suspiciously at the people over at the bar*
"Be nice now"
*Falls asleep again*

#1: Tsubasa is not like that
#2: Tsubasa is homosexual; he is in love with a young man named Jomei -- and if you cared to read my RP, you'd have known that

Edit: Oh, hullo Mister Leo! Could you get me a Cherry Coke, please? Thank you very much.

Tsubasa: You bastard! I'm gay!
Blorgulox: ...You mean... you are a flaming homosexual?
Tsubasa: Of course I'm a homosexual! I have a boner just from standing next to you!
Blorgulox: ... I was just kidding
Tsubasa: It's not funny! Now you shall eat my wrath!
*Tries to hit Blorgulox*
Blorgulox: *Word of God* Quick it! Now you will laugh and admit it was quite funny
Tsubasa: Heheheh... heh... good one!
*Tsubasa tries to hug Blorgulox but he gets out of the way*
Blorgulox: Get your hands off me! *Word of God* And lose that boner!
*Tsubasa goes limp*
Blorgulox: Now... this has been a traumatizing experience for me... nothing can ever fix this for me... except alcohol!
*fixes up a rum and coke*
Blorgulox: This is still quite incomplete though... To the Red Light District!
*Blorgulox leaves for the moment*
Narrator: And so, Blorgulox left on his quest, and would only return once his quest would be completed... This is the shittiest script in the world...

Revised Edit: If Tsubasa were really like that, that's probably what he would have done -- pretty funny stuff there ^_~

Thankfully, I have not read the RP rules, so I have an excuse. I won't use your char...sorry. Won't happen again... much. But I did play him well, all you had said was that he was a homosexual, nothing about his attitude though heh

Unfortunately, you're right...T_T;

I forgive you -- THIS time...

Edit: OK, I give you permission to use [b]Dark Tsubasa -- Tsubasa's flaming, horny, streetwise counterpart from some other dimension ^_~

*Leo walks up to the bar*
Leo: Hey can you get me a cherry coke please?
*Bartender gets a cherry coke*
Bartender: There ya go
Leo: Thanks
Bartender: No prob
*Leo walks to Tsubasa and hands coke*

Narrator: Meanwhile, blorgulox had gotten to the Red Light District and tried to get into a night club called the Bald Weasel.
*Blorgulox walks up to the guy at the front entrance*
Guy: Not so fast, are you on the list?
Blorgulox: Yes
Guy: What is your name?
Blorgulox: It is not important
Guy: Holy shit! It's Lord It Is Not Important! We thought you were coming later on tonight! Please, come in!
Blorgulox: Uh... ok
Guy: So, what are you looking for tonight m'lord?
Blorgulox: Is there a brothel nearby?
Guy: M'lord, those whores aren't good enough for you! Go into that room and take your pick
Blorgulox: Ok
Lord It Is Not Important: What the deuce is that bunny doing at my table? It isn't easter!
Guy: Shit! Get him! He's an imposter!
*Four guys with guns show up outta nowhere and start shooting at Blorgulox*
Blorgulox: *Word of God* Shove those guns up your asses
*The gunmen shove their guns up their asses... Including the one who had the rocket launcher*
Narrator: And so, Blorgulox defeated the gunmen by making them anally rape themselves with their weapons and he went and retrieved the whores... What a heroic moment... His quest accomplished, he was on his way back to the bar. But, on his way, he encountered something quite strange...
*Blorgulox farts*
Whore: god dammit...
*The whores sufficate*
Blorgulox: ...Shit
Narrator: Blorgulox proceeded back to the bar... whoreless.

O_o

LMAO! LMAO!

Tsubasa: Who are you?
Dark Tsubasa:I'm your streetwise, flaming, horny counterpart from some other dimension, featherhead! *sighs* Damn! Where'd that bunny go? Wish he'd do that sex-zap on me again -- that was possibly the best orgasm I ever had!
Tsubasa: *eyes pop, jaw drops, makes incredulous gagging noises*
Dark Tsubasa: Hey, featherhead, I don't even have it in there yet and you're already gagging! What gives?

^_^

NiGHTS, Reala and Jackle walk in.

NiGHTS: So this is DV, I'm glad Reala stopped using me as a nick, now I can rule in my purple glory

Reala: Now he's using me. How can I be t3h red and black sex0rz now

Jackle: Fishsticks.

NiGHTS: What are you doing here?

Jackle: To RP, idiot.

Reala: Lets go to the red light district!

Jackle/NiGHTS: K

on the way there, they start a fight with Dark Tsubasa

Leo is drunk: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

*Without raising head from the table*
If you're going to fight then do it quietly.
Hey! Who ate my muffin?

*Blorgulox just gets back from the Red Light District*
Blorgulox: I'm quite sorry everyone... I am whoreless...
*As Dark Tsubasa and Reala are fighting, Blorgulox sits down at a table near them and starts weeping*
Blorgulox: God dammit.... he was so young... I think I killed him
Anonymous Voice: Yeah, I mis the whores too
Blorgulox: No! I'm talking about my dick! And I was clearly saying "he"... unless...
Anonymous Voice: Uh... you didn't know those were crossdressers?
Blorgulox: ...no... Thank God I killed them with my mega-gas!
*Dark Tsubasa and Reala are still fighting and kind of push Blorgulox's table*
Blorgulox: Hey hey! Clam down! Have some dip...

Dark Tsubasa: Hey, Bugs! My dick's starting to go limp around all these fugly straightboys! Work your magic, eh!? *sighs* Wish there was a district for me -- hey, maybe if I piss enough people off I can get sent to the slammer! Heh, that's not a bad idea! I hear the sex is like clockwork in there!

blorgulox: Hey Dark Tsubasa, can I have permission to be you?
Dark Tsubasa: Meh... yeah sure, why not... I'm an anus! look at me! I LOVE YOU MOM!
Blorgulox: Excellent.... muahahahahah....
Dark Tsubasa: Damn you Rakkantekimusouka! How could you give HIM permission!
Blorgulox: Silence! Now, get on four legs!
Dark Tsubasa: No!
Blorgulox: *Word of God* Do it!
*Dark Tsubasa gets on four legs*
Blorgulox: Now, I am going to ride you, my little horsie
Dark Tsubasa: What!
*Blorgulox rides Dark Tsubasa*
Dark Tsabasa: Heheheh... what part of me are you going to ride?
Blorgulox: you bastard! I'm the guy who makes the sexual jokes around here!
*Blorgulox slaps Dark Tsubasa on the face with a glove*
Blorgulox: I challenge you to a duel!
Bartender: Now now guys... We don't want any...
Narrator: Before the bartender could finish talking, Dark Tsubasa had already shoved his head up his ass*
Bartender: Gaaah!
*The bartender runs through a window*
Dark Tsubasa: Bring it on bitch!
Blorgulox: indeed... but before we start.. .pull your pants up
Dark Tsubasa: No! Never!
Blorgulox: Alright then, I guess I'll take mine off too... pants are so overrated!
Bartender (After getting his head out of his ass): Could you spare me some preperation H?
Blorgulox: All I've got is anal lube, sorry pal
Dark Tsubasa: I've got some, along with anal lube... I always carry some on me in case of emergency anal sex!
Blorgulox: I like anal sex, it feels good don't it?
Dark Tsubasa: Yeah, although my ass does get sore after a while...
Blorgulox: ...Seriously, you need help
*A girl walks in*
Girl: Who ordered warm apple pie?
Dark Tsubasa: Oh oh! I did! I did!
Girl: That'll be five bucks plus tip
*Dark Tsubasa hands her a 7$ bill*
Dark Tsubasa: Keep the change
Blorgulox: DEAR GOD!
*Dark Tsubasa inserts his @#!$ into the pie*
Dark Tsubasa: Now that's American Pie!
Blorgulox: Get your fingers out of there!
Dark Tsubasa: Sorry, I like putting my fingers into the pie before eating it...
Narrator: Heheh... I got yeh! I wonder what you thought the censored word was you naughty little boys... Oh yeah, and they put their pants back on... don't get any ideas.

:bravo:

Tsubasa: *stares at his streetwise, flaming, horny counterpart in awe, eye twitches*

O_o this is just getting dirty, i'm outta here.............

Strange Voice from the Abyss: O_o This is just getting dirty... I'm outtah here
Blorgulox: ...Was it something I said?
Dark Tsubasa: The strange voice was right... I'm gonna go take a shower
Blorgulox: Yeah... I think I will too, that strange voice said it with so much awe...
Dark Tsubasa: Why don't we shower down together?
Blorgulox: Never... but I assure you, whoever does shower with me will need a cigarette right afterwards...
Dark Tsubasa: There seem to be less and less people showing up at this bar lately... only that Stalker guy who's sleeping and those three that hang around Reala... and Tsubasa, are here
Bartender: You are right... I think it's closing time
Blorgulox: I disagree
Bartender: Oh yeah? what time do you think it is then?
Blorgulox: Happy hour!
Bartender: I just realised something... no one here has actually paid for any of their drinks
Blorgulox: What are you talking about? *Secretly whispers to Dark Tsubasa* Get the tranquilizer...
*Dark Tsubasa shoves a horse tranquilizer right into the bartender's chest*
Bartender: Woah... My hand... It's so big.... wooow deeewwd
Blorgulox: That's he stuff... What's your name bartender?
Bartender: It's Steve dewd...
Narrator: The gang had made a new member... but what journey would they go on next? Unfortunately, none, because Steve decided to put his hand through a paper shredder and chopped the other one off with a chainsaw, he then fell off a cliff into a ditch, eventually having his legs eaten by a wild pack of leopards, he managed to crawl up a tree... little did he know that it was only 2 meters high... the leopards were scared away by a pack of satan worshipping cannibals that then attempted to dismember the rest of him, they managed to get the rest pof his arm, but he escaped by pouring boiling soup on them... long story short, a few days later he was found with a gorilla... doing stuff... yeah...

Please let's get this out of all the sex stuff?
please?

I agree, this was somewhat fun in the beginning, but noew it's just me being an immature bastard... not that there's anything wrong with that But I think we should make a new game, and not some ripoff of Cheers that only takes place in a bar, something different...

Reala: Reala is t3h ub33r s3x0rz.

NiGHTS: Quiet you! We don't do sex here anymore.

Jackle: Then what can we do?

Reala: Go round killing inocent people?

NiGHTS: Sounds cood to me.

Jackle: HEY, EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING TO KILL INOCENT DV MEMBERS! WANNA COME!

NiGHTS: I thought it ws inocent people, not DV members.

Jackle: So sue me.

"This place is getting way to immature for me. I'm going to sleep until it improves"
*Goes upstairs and falls asleep in one of the small rooms there*